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Sexy-voiced Dinah Shore with Sinatra in 1943, and Annika Sorenstam and sister Charlotta take the plunge at "The Shore" after Annika's 2005 win ...

On leap day in 1916, the sultry-voiced singing starlet of the 1940s and '50s Dinah Shore was born in Tennessee, and in addition to her entertainment career Shore became a key figure in the popularisation of ladies golf and founded the Kraft Nabisco Championship, one of the LPGA's four majors.

A huge solo success in a time which also featured Doris Day and Patti Page, Shore was also known for a string of romantic involvements: she was married to popular actor George Montgomery but was linked to Frank Sinatra, Gene Krupa, James Stewart, US General George Patton, and Burt Reynolds. But Dinah, who died of cancer in 1994, was a keen golfer and is best known for founding the LPGA major that still unofficially bears her name ...



Don't blink before they vanish: India's Shiv Kapur and Australia's Unho Park ...

What's the story?: Looks like they're playing for the George McNeill Award this week ...
Who's George McNeill? That's exactly my point. McNeill is the 33-year-old US pro that was so obscure when he won the Frys.com Open, the IGWT editor wrote a memorable caption: "Not even I know who I am" ...
So, who are these Joes?: Can't say I know too much. That's why they hand out these European Tour media guides at these things.
OK, I've heard of Adam Scott ...: Of course, but the Aussie chick magnet is the highest-ranked player in the top five right now. He's on 8-under, but Adam's not getting any IGWT karma or love until he does his Me Myself & I interview like a good lad.
See what you mean. So who are these guys at 10-under leading the way?: Shiv Kapur and Unho Park are ranked No. 270 and 513 in the world, respectively. Kapur's a local boy and Park is a Korean-Australian.
And after them?: Well, at 9-under are Taichiro Kiyota of Japan (No. 474) and India's Jyoti Randhawa, who's No. 77. There are four guys at 8-under: Scott, Spaniard José Manuel Lara, and Englishmen Phillip Archer and Graeme Storm.
Any of the other Brits have a chance?:
Well, there's Richard "Finchy" Finch at 7-under ...
I've heard of him ...: Yeah. Not sure he's qualified for the George McNeill Award ... See ya tomorrow!



Luke Donald got hot in chilly Florida ...

This looks more like a European Tour event than the European Tour event!: I know what you mean. The Johnnie Walker in India is being overrun by obscure Asian Tour players. This is meant to be the start of the Florida swing, but we've got quite a Euro flavour ...
Maybe that playing on two tours thing actually might work ...: We'll see. But right now, Luke Donald looks good. The High Wycombe man shot a 6-under 64, which is the lowest round since Padraig Harrington shot 2005 at the Honda.
Sounds like he's got his game in order then after the Match Play ...: Well, not really, but we can only hope. Luke drove it all over the shop, missing five straight fairways on the back nine, but he scrambled like a madman and there you go ... 64.
What did Luke have to say about that?: He said "Golf's just a tough game sometimes", which is a nice thing to be able to say when you're leading a tournament.
Amen to that ... I see another Englishman here too ...: Yep. Islington man Brian Davis is second at 5-under, followed by the skinny Aussie Matt Jones at 4-under. There are a host of guys on 3, including Ernie Els, who gets to play for more than one day after his early exit at the Match Play.
Any other stories?: Yep. Jesper Parnevik turned up looking a bit lighter. A week after we were raving about the quality of food in Mexico's Maya country, Jesper came back with horror stories about a stomach bug he picked up at the Mayakoba Classic.
Montezuma's Revenge? How'd he get that?: Everyone knows you don't drink the water in Mexico, except Jesper. He said he drank out of a dirty glass. Hasn't been able to eat solid food since Saturday and lost 11 pounds.
He can't afford to lose 11 pounds!: I know, but the skinny Jesper is four shots back after a 68.
Now he can get himself back into shape with some "real" Mexican food in Florida ...: They don't have "real" Mexican food in Mexico, pal ...



Shiny happy people playing golf ...

I've got that Travis song stuck in my head ... "Singh Singh Singh" ...: Ah, you've been looking at the leaderboard too much. Well this is India ...
Yes and almost all the players are named Singh. Who's low Singh after Round 1?: Believe it or not, it's not Vijay. Jeev Milkha is low Singh at 4-under, followed by Arjun at 3-under and Vijay and Digvijay at minus-2.
I'm surprised Vijay wasn't blinded by the light ...: You're right. He played today with Ian Poulter, who was described as looking like a cross between a 70's disco dude and a Belisha beacon by Iain Carter of BBC Sports.
Maybe he blinded himself ... 4-over isn't the greatest start ...: Nope. And Colin Montgomerie's trying to fight his way into the Masters, but he's off slowly as well at 2-over. But there might be some room at the top of the leaderboard if some of these Singhs get out of the way ...
Speaking of which, who is at the top?:
Local boy Shamim Khan, who is the lowest-ranked player in the field, is tied with Argentina's hot-and-cold Daniel Vancsik at 5-under, with a pack of 11 guys a stroke behind chasing them, including Aussie stud Adam Scott and South Africa's young star James Kamte. England's Mark Foster is the low Brit.
How's the local knowledge paying off?:
Pretty good so far. There are nine Indian players in the top 25 right now, including Khan, the world No. 1377, and Gaurav "Don't Call Me Brian" Ghei ...
Do you expect them to last?: Not if Ian Poulter walks past them ...



Pouty Paul is done in by rolling stones ...

On this day in 1991, Paul Azinger showed his amazing talent for attracting controversy when he was spotted on television moving some stones with his foot as he addressed a shot in a water hazard in the first round of the Doral-Ryder Open.

And alert television viewer phoned in to PGA Tour headquarters in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida, and after reviewing the tapes, the tour officials disqualified 'Zinger for signing an incorrect scorecard by not penalising himself two shots under Rule 13-4 (c): touching or moving a loose impediment in a hazard. 'Zinger, who is serving as the US Ryder Cup team's captain this year, claimed to not know anything about the rule, which may be true ... but we'll never know ...



We're going to miss these shirts, but Woody's still not wearing white belts or "lavender purple" pants ...

Would you like to have Mrs Doubtfire as your maths teacher? Can Woody Austin take a joke? And how many putters does Sergio Garcia really need, anyway? (The sky's the limit, we think). And what does Tiger have in common with Nigel Tufnel? ... Read on, our faithful legions of "Rusties", for we shall learn together for yet another week ...



There's no question that Faldo towers over Woosie; but what about Tiger and Stenson? ...

Rummaging through pictures the other day, we found a snap of Gene Sarazen in which Sarazen's wife Mary Ann is shown nearly towering over the pint-sized legend. It got us to thinking: How do the stars of men's golf measure up with each other height-wise (other than the standards of majors, wins and money lists)?



Dapper Gene Sarazen gives wife Mary Ann some pointers on the ocean liner Mauretania in '24 ...

On this day in 1902, the great Gene Sarazen was born in Harrison, New York, and the little Italian-American (birth name Eugenio Saraceni), a self-taught former caddie, went on to become the first man to win the career Grand Slam of majors.

Standing only 5-foot-5 and with am unusual interlocking grip, Sarazen won 41 tournaments, including seven majors, before retiring to be a sharply-dressed gentleman farmer and a television golf announcer in his 60s. He is credited for inventing the sand wedge, and lived to a grand old age of 97, remaining one of only five men to have won all four of the modern majors: the others are Ben Hogan, Gary Player, Jack Nicklaus and Tiger Woods ...



Birdie, birdie, birdie, birdie, birdie ...

On this day in 1978, Jack Nicklaus defended his Jackie Gleason Inverrary Classic title in stunning fashion, making birdies on each of the last five holes to defeat the shocked Grier Jones. (The tournament still remains, although most of us know it now as the Honda Classic at PGA National in Palm Beach, Florida).

The title was one of 73 PGA Tour wins for the Golden Bear, who now has to sit and watch in near-stunned silence as Tiger Woods chases down his records in similar style. As for Grier Jones, he ended up with a serviceable three PGA Tour wins and finished fourth on the 1972 money list. He retired from tour golf in '83, Jones dedicated his life to teaching the game: His college teams at Wichita State University have reached the US NCAA championships twice since 1995 ...



Hagen: Liked the centre of attention as much as the centre of the cup ...

On this day in 1935, the legendary Walter Hagen, who first brought showmanship and style to professional golf, won the Gasparilla Open by one stroke, beating Clarence Clark. It was the be the last individual title of Hagen's storied career at the age of 42.

Typically, Hagen finished off his opponent with a flourish, just like he had done most things throughout his life. Smart-dressing and free-spending, Hagen won 45 times on the fledgling PGA Tour, and it's fitting that his last win came in the party atmosphere of the Gasparilla, which coincides with Tampa Bay, Florida's Mardi Gras-like festival. Of course, Hagen finished with a pair of birdies, including a 45-foot bomb on the last, to seal the win ...



Time travel not necessary when you're standing right next to a living legend ...

Get your notebooks and quotebooks ready, folks, because word says that Fred Couples will be the captain of the US team for the 2009 Presidents Cup in San Francisco, California.

Freddie - the loveable bungler of the English language and one of golf's most popular players, among his peers, the press and fans - would ostensibly be getting a trial run before possibly being handed the reins of the American Ryder Cup squad in 2010 or 2012. Couples has been a member of four Presidents Cup teams with a 3-0-1 singles record.

Journalists will be licking their chops at the prospect of five straight days of interview sessions with Couples, who is as likely to innocently turn a phrase on its head as he was likely to turn loose an effortless 300-drive in his playing prime.

Golf World is reporting that Couples will take over for Jack Nicklaus, who has captained the last three US Presidents Cup teams, in the 2009 edition at San Francisco's municipal-course jewel, Harding Park Golf Course. An official announcement is expected Tuesday.

And we want the phone number for Couples' conference call, at which he is likely to say: "You can't replace a guy like Jack Nicklaus. He's a legend and he played in a different time. And you can't replace a guy who played in a different time, unless you know how to travel in time, and I'm just a golfer, man." ... Or something like that.



All roads led to Tiger and away from Shingo and Rod ...

OK, we're beating a dead horse here. We know you're really upset about not being able to spend your Sunday watching Rod Pampling and Shingo Katayama battle it out in what would have been a gripping contest. But that's what they say about these "fickle" match-play tournaments: you're never guaranteed to get what you want. And yes, we were just kidding ...



One one man knows what's going on inside that head ...

Streak! ...: You're taking a lot of perverse pride in saying that, aren't you.
Hey, it helps to be the first. That's what journalism's all about, getting the story before the other guy ...: Actually, it's about a lot of things, fairness, public record, balance, ethics, checks and balances and a lot of things I forgot from university, but I can't say you're wrong.
You know what my headline would be tomorrow?: What's that ...:
STREAK! ...: OK, now you're just being annoying. But I have to say it was an awesome performance by Tiger Woods. Poor Stewart Cink just didn't have a chance on Sunday. The match between Tiger and Cink was finished after 29 holes before Justin Leonard and Henrik Stenson finished their 18-hole consolation final, which is say something.
8 & 7, huh?: Yep. Imagine what Tiger would have done to somebody he didn't like.
Can I say something please?: Go ahead then ...:
Streak! ...: Oh God. You're as relentless as Tiger Woods. Have you ever seen someone so bloody-minded in their pursuit of perfection?
Well, I could shout "Streak" again if it makes you happy ... but no ...:
I have to say it's scary when Tiger is asked after a tournament like that "Do you think a perfect season is in reach?" and he says, without batting a long-lashed eyelid: "That's my intent. That's why you play. If you don't believe you can win an event, don't show up."
Well, 63 of the other 65 best golfers in the world showed up ...: And they got beat down. But let's not forget Tiger was within a whisker of going home on Wednesday before he pulled off that incredible rally against JB Holmes in the first round, and Aaron Baddeley almost sent him packing on Friday as well.
So where does this put Tiger in a historical framework then?: He's passed Arnold Palmer on the all-time PGA Tour wins list with 63, just one behind Ben Hogan. "I think this is the best stretch I've ever played," says Tiger. Good God. We haven't even gotten to the majors yet.
OK. Can I say it one more time then, please? ...:
Oh, go on then ...
Ah, it's just no fun if you're going to let me say it ...: OK, you can't say it then ...
Streak! ...

Sunday's results
Final match (36 holes):

Tiger Woods def. Stewart Cink, 8 & 7
Sunday's third-place match (18 holes):
Henrik Stenson def. Justin Leonard, 3 & 2

The complete bracket of the WGC-Accenture Match Play Championship is right here, but don't go away, y'all, because you need to see how we did in our predictions and a breakdown of the numbers, so stay right on board with us.



You had a choice of a picture of Brian Gay with your Monday morning coffee, or a picture of Paula Creamer's pink golf ball. You got, uhhh, the pink golf ball. Don't say we don't do you any favours ...

Lost in all the hubbub of Tiger Woods' smashing victory at the WGC-Match Play Championship in Arizona is the fact that Paula Creamer has really nice legs.

(Sorry, we digressed there, for a minute. But try looking at nothing but pictures of Tiger Woods for five straight days, and then you see a picture of Paula Creamer's legs, and it makes you realise that there's more to golf than the Big Cat. Sorry, Tiger).

And not only that, Paula's victory in Kapolei, Hawaii at the Fields Open was dramatic in its own right. The 21-year-old starlet has a streak of her own going: Creamer has now won twice in her last four starts, and that's LPGA Tour victory No. 5 for the chirpy little daughter of an airline pilot from California. Using her trademark pink ball in the final round, Creamer shot 66 for a 16-under total of 200, with four birdies on the final five holes to beat Jeong Jang of South Korea.

"I'll always remember this finish," said Paula. So will we. Thanks, Paula ... and look out, Lorena Ochoa ...

PGA Tour
Mayakoba Golf Classic:
About the only scenery more stunning than Paula Creamer's pins this weekend were the gorgeous vistas of El Camaleon Golf Club in Playa del Carmen, on Mexico's tropical Yucatan peninsula. This is where the PGA Tour kindly sent the rest of its players not qualified for the elite-only world match play field in Arizona, and what a nice trip it was for the "opposite-field" boys.

It was especially so for Brian Gay, who won his first PGA Tour title by two shots over Steve Marino after closing with a 1-under 69. It was Gay's 293rd career PGA Tour start (only 12 active players had entered more events on the tour without a win than the 36-year-old Texan). Gay had notched a pair of second-place finishes, at the 2001 Colonial and the 2002 Buick Open ...

Champions Tour
Champions Skins Game:
There was another rally in Kaanapali, Hawaii, where the old-timers were battling it out in the alternate-shot team skins event. Fuzzy Zoeller and Peter Jacobsen teamed up to win six skins and $320,000, knocking off defending champs, the legends Tom Watson and Jack Nicklaus. One of these days, we want to turn 50, go to Hawaii, smoke stogies, and win a lot of money for a skins game. We just need a little more time to practice the old golf game, though ...

Nationwide Tour
Moonah Classic:
In the co-sanctioned Australasian-Nationwide Tour event in Melbourne, Australia, 25-year-old Aussie Ewan Porter waltzed to victory with a final-round 66 for a 13-under winning total, enough for a seven-shot win over DJ Brigman and Tee McCabe from the States.



'Oh dear, now they might start writing about me again ...'

Dear readers, we warned you this was going to happen, didn't we. No sooner did Tiger Woods close out Stewart Cink 8 & 7 in Sunday's final, the golf scribes around the world started mentioning that "streak" word. How did we know they would do that? Because we're golf journalists ourselves, and you've got to know your own worst enemy, even if it's yourself.

(Heck, we might be even more guilty than the rest ... only a month ago, we were talking about how if you counted Tiger's Dubai and Sherwood victories, plus a 2-shot loss in the FedEx Deutsche Bank to none other than Phil Mickelson, we'd already be talking about how close Tiger Woods is to Byron Nelson's "untouchable" 1945 mark of 11 straight PGA Tour wins).

But, the rest of our colleagues were worse than us on Sunday. Your intrepid IGWT golf correspondent wasn't even back from the pub where he was watching the final holes when this stuff hit the internet (hey, it was only the first pint of the weekend):

Golfworld.com chief columnist Ron Sirak had blurted (by 11.55 pm BST) on the US mega-site ESPN.com: "Here it goes: Tiger will tie Byron Nelson's record of 11 consecutive PGA Tour victories when he wins the U.S. Open at Torrey Pines in June" ...

The US Associated Press' Doug Ferguson filed a second-lead story that included the word "streak" five times in a 1,000-word story, and the AP journalists are trained (ie brainwashed) to write tight stories and avoid repetition. Penned Doug: "Not even the most unpredictable tournament in golf could keep Tiger Woods from an inevitable victory. There seems to be no stopping him."

Over at CNN-Sports Illustrated, they had this headline up before it was midnight, British time: "World Domination: Tiger Woods simply cannot lose ... the fifth straight tourney he's won."

And that's just the print hacks: On television, NBC's Johnny Miller nearly had a coronary and fell out of his chair. Over on ESPN Radio's Gameday late Sunday night, Amy Lawrence was nearly in tears, talking about the "joy of watching Tiger make history" and "the best golfer we ever shall see." ... OK, Amy's a bit fluffy, but nobody ever said that about Johnny Miller. And yet Lawrence and Miller basically said the same thing.

And they haven't even gotten started yet, dear readers. The American journos aren't finished yet. ESPN's Jason Sobel has yet to weigh in yet, and we're going to set the early over-under bar at at least 12 mentions of the word "streak" in his Monday copy. And then at midweek the weekly hacks will have their say. You'll see a lot of "streak" in those columns as well.

And of course the notoriously sceptical British golf press will wake up and have their cracks. We'll make a prediction that every column will have the word "streak" in it at least once in each of the quality British dailies once they get caught up by Tuesday morning.

But what can you say? Get used to it. And yes, we'll say it: the bottom line is that Tiger Woods is the best golfer the world has ever seen, and he's playing the best golf of his life: So far. That's what the rest of the streak is about ...



Buddy act: Everybody likes Stewart Cink, even Tiger Woods ...

Stewart Cink certainly doesn't come across as a cocky golf pro with no sense of reality. Interviewed after his victory over Justin Leonard to set up his Sunday showdown with Tiger Woods, he actually called himself an "underachiever."

Usually it's up to us sportswriters to bandy about terms like that, and indeed it was a sportswriter's halting question, which included the word "underachieving", that prompted Cink to interrupt the scribe and use it on himself.

Said Cink: "I use that word all the time because I consider myself to be an underachiever so far. I don't believe that I've lived up to what I know I'm able to do, and I feel I'm waiting for it to happen. I'm patient but it's been a long time."

Indeed, Cink has won only four times in the 13 years since joining the PGA Tour tipped for greatness after an All-American career at Georgia Tech University, the last of them coming in a WGC event, at the 2004 NEC Invitational at Firestone Country Club.

No controversies here, folks: Tiger can stir up plenty of angst against a lot of players - Rory Sabbatini, Stephen Ames and Ian Poulter come to mind - but he's relaxed in the company of Cink. You can tell when Tiger attaches the suffix "-ie" to someone's name.

Said Woods: "Stewie can light it up. I believe he did the same thing to Sergio (Garcia) at the K Club. He can make a bunch of birdies."

For his part, Cink also considers Woods a buddy. The pair have been team-mates on six US Ryder Cup or Presidents Cup squads, and get along even better since the birth of Woods' daughter Sam Alexis. Cink was a father at quite a young age (he was only 21 and still in college when his first son Connor came along) but has long been considered one of the PGA Tour's most mellow, laid-back pros. The final, despite the high stakes, will be 36 holes of two pals having fun playing golf together.

Cink said of Tiger: "I like him as a person, he's a nice guy. We spend a lot of time together. We have a lot in common now, a lot more than we used to now that he's got a baby. I don't know what else to say. He's just a good guy to be around and I enjoy watching him play."



Bobby Jones commits his slick swing to celluloid ...

On this day in 1931, Bobby Jones - just retired from competition at the height of his powers - used some rare free time to travel to Hollywood, where he would film the first instructional golf feature, How I Play Golf, at Warner Brothers studios.

The series of films were revolutionary, using new slow-motion technology to illustrate the beautiful, violent grace of Jones' golf swing, which even in the 1920s and '30s was capable of crushing 290-yard drives even with hickory shafts. The results are beautiful to behold even today, as is the languor of Jones' syrupy Georgia accent, and it's amazing how modern Jones' swing looks ...



The Big Cat meets the Bald Eagle on Sunday ...

Errm, we're not going to say we're surprised to see the Big Cat on the first tee for Sunday's final, but let's just say we're relieved. Instead of that Rod Pampling v. Shingo Katayama clash, the world's No. 1 made it through some real scraps to arrive on Sunday, and that audible whooshing sound you can hear is the collective sigh of relief of TV executives ...



Who says golf isn't hard work? ... It is when you've got to beat the likes of KJ Choi and Henrik Stenson on the same day ...

Well, that was a fair day's work for Tiger, wasn't it?: It sure was. He played 34 holes yesterday to see off two of the world's best players, KJ Choi and Henrik Stenson, and he got the job done.
You'd certainly say Tiger deserves his spot in the final ...: No question. His journey to the final was fraught with danger ... the amazing comeback against JB Holmes in the first match, the incredible birdie duel with Aaron Baddeley, and then two very tough opponents on Saturday. The only "easy" match he had was in Round 2 with recently injured Arron Oberholser.
And how about Stewart Cink then?: Well, his route to the final hasn't been any easier, has it? First of all, he beat a quarter of Nick Faldo's potential Ryder Cup team in Miguel Angel Jimenez, Padraig Harrington and Colin Montgomerie, then had to get past two savvy major champions in Angel Cabrera and Justin Leonard.
It's a wonder Stewart has any hairs left on his head at all ...: I'm not sure if he does ... They might all be gone after Sunday.
You said it, not me ... So who's your pick for Sunday then?: Well, you can't really bet against that guy from California, what's his name?
What do you think Stewart Cink will see on the first tee on Sunday?: He'll be seeing red, I imagine. Tiger's got to be quite relieved he didn't waste space in his suitcase for the "red outfit".
Is it ever a waste of packing for Tiger to take his red duds?: Not usually ... but with match play you never know.
OK, I'll say it if you won't ...: What's that?
The word we're going to have to say if Tiger wins this thing ...: What's that?
"Streak!" ...: You go right ahead, if you have to ...

Saturday's results:
Quarterfinals

Tiger Woods def. K.J. Choi, 3 & 2
Henrik Stenson def. Woody Austin, 2-up
Justin Leonard def. Vijay Singh, 1-up
Stewart Cink def. Angel Cabrera, 3 & 2

Semifinals
Tiger Woods def. Henrik Stenson, 2-up
Stewart Cink def. Justin Leonard, 4 & 2.


For our Sunday predictions stay right on board with us.



Roadblocks in the desert: Choi and Cabrera

Well, so much for that Rod Pampling v. Shingo Katayama clash that we so fearlessly predicted. Now we get down to brass-tacks. Every man-jack in the field still has to play two (count 'em 2!!) 18-hole balls-to-the-wall matches on Saturday to survive. Who is going to handle it and who is going to fold? ... Glad you asked, really ...



They both look miserable, but Cink and Monty are big cogs in the Ryder Cup plans ...

Do you think Paul Azinger and Nick Faldo are watching events closely this weekend? ... Of course not, it's the only match-play event in the lead-up to September's Ryder Cup clash. Do you think that either the US captain or his European counterpart have learned anything from what has transpired between the cacti in the gray gloom of the February Arizona desert? Most likely ...

On the European side: Faldo must be heartened by the performances of two players in particular, Henrik Stenson and Colin Montgomerie. Stenson has proven himself in match play (he is undefeated in 9 matches in this WGC tournament so far), and Monty has just been Monty ... knocking off two of America's top players in Jim Furyk and Charles Howell III before losing on Friday to Stewart Cink. Would Faldo take those kind of stats on his Ryder Cup team? You bet he would.

On the American side: Azinger would probably never have to worry about Stewart Cink, who would have played his way onto the team anyway. However, the way that Cink toppled Euros Miguel Angel Jimenez, Padraig Harrington and Monty on his way to the quarterfinals will have made Azinger feel he has a cornerstone players beyond Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson. He'll also be heartened by Justin Leonard's and Boo Weekley's performances. ... It's a long way til September, but Azinger has also got to think about JB Holmes ...

Hard work is good for you: Last year, on his way to winning the WGC-Accenture Match Play Championship, Sweden's Henrik Stenson played 120 holes and said he was "too tired to feel happy." It's a good thing Stenson is big, young and strong. Because our man Henrik has already played 61 holes in getting through his first three matches against Robert Allenby, Trevor Immelman and Jonathan Byrd.

Hey, Henrik, when you're finished in Tucson, we've got a forest that's overgrown behind our house that needs clearing. ... We've only got a dull axe, but hey, you should be able to handle it.

The sun set quickly on the British Empire: Faldo cannot be heartened by the fact that none of the British players lasted until Saturday, and the one who lasted the longest, Monty, is 44 years old. Faldo must be thinking about breaking out the sticks himself after watching his young vaunted stars Luke Donald, Ian Poulter, Paul Casey, Nick Dougherty, as well as veteran Lee Westwood, all take early flights back to Blighty.

And for those of you who are counting up things like this (and you can bet Faldo is): Only one European made the final eight, Henrik Stenson. Four Americans made it through (Woody Austin, Woods, Leonard and Cink), and three "international" players in KJ Choi, Vijay Singh and Angel Cabrera. So that Presidents Cup thing sucks, then ...



The Big Cat will sleep uneasily after his narrow escape from Aaron Baddeley ...

OK I'm straight off to bed ...: Hey, wait a minute. We haven't finished our Day 3 wrap-up yet ...
Yeah, but I figure if Tiger, Vijay, KJ and that lot have to hit the sack early so should we ...:
Fair enough, but they are millionaire golfers, you see. We are mere scrubs, just the chattel, just the chimney sweeps of professional golf. Even though we might seem to have glamourous jobs, writing about golf full-time, it's a lot better playing it full-time ...
Are you sure?: Well, not really. Aaron Baddeley really made Tiger work to get through to the round of 8, and not to mention the chisel-and-pickaxe job Vijay Singh had to do to outlast Rod Pampling to get through to the quarterfinals.
Pretty serious work wasn't it?:
Indeed it was. ... Tiger almost got himself an early vacation against Baddeley, who strung him to the limit before succumbing to a third straight birdie from Tiger on the 20th hole of their match.
And what about Vijay?: Happy birthday Vijay. The big Hall of Famer had to go 25 holes on his birthday, of all things, just to get past Rod Pampling, the short-hitting Aussie who is noted, most of all, for his cool fu-manchu 'stache.
Are you jealous of Rod Pampling's fu-manchu?: Why don't you shut up before I kung-fu you back into the grandstands. Can we just stick to the golf please?
OK OK ... This is a little easier. Who's in, who's out?: Well, I already said Tiger and Vijay survived marathons to get into the quarterfinals and they are both sawing logs as we speak. The other six guys are KJ Choi, the defending champ Henrik Stenson, the Aquaman Woody Austin, Justin Leonard, Angel Cabrera and Stewart Cink.
Nice international field. I guess golf is a world game after all:
Listen man, if I wanted you to go all Walt Disney on me, I would have said so ...
Easy, easy, get some sleep ...: You saw what that did for Ernie Els ...

For the full updated bracket, see the official WCG site.



Doesn't hurt anyone to be nice ... Stricker and Campbell

Two of the nicest guys ever to swing a golf club in anger were born on this day ... in 1967, Steve Stricker came into the world as a Cheesehead in Wisconsin, and two years later he was followed by Michael Campbell in Hawera, New Zealand.

Stricker and Campbell are proof that you don't need to be jerk to be a professional golfer - or a professional athlete, for that matter. If you want an autograph, a smile, a handshake, a golf tip ... these guys are always happy to give their time ... freely. The fact that they are two of the best golfers in the world is just a bonus ...



Was Colin Montgomerie just being kind with his compliments about Boo Weekley? We suspect so ...

Some things just get lost in translation. Take for example, Boo Weekley and Martin Kaymer squaring off on Wednesday in the first round in Tucson. The 34-year-old Weekley, the hick from Hicksville, hasn't played a lot of match-play golf. While Kaymer, a 23-year-old German, certainly has. On the first hole of their match, Weekley didn't know he was allowed to pick up his ball on the green even though Kaymer was looking at him, clearly expecting Weekley to do so.

"It's very strange. It's just strange to walk up there and just pick up your ball, you know what I mean? Especially when you ain't used to doing it."

Fair enough. Weekley, despite his uncertainty with the format, got past Kaymer - one of the world's best young players - and stuffed Sergio Garcia on Thursday in a bit of a grudge match. We're not sure how far Boo can go ... but you can expect he's got the nuances of the format down by now.

Colin Montgomerie certainly hopes so: The 44-year-old Scot and Ryder Cup stalwart was bemused by Weekley's innocence. As only Monty can do, in his clipped oh-so-proper accent, he said "I think he fell out of a tree," before going on to praise Weekley for the quality of his play. "Boo is a very good golfer and I expect him to be in the Ryder Cup team, I really do. I think it will be interesting," said Monty. For Boo's part, he just said: "I think Monty likes me."

It's worth the price of admission just to hear Monty said the word "Boo" ... but it's also a salivating thought to think of the pair of them locked up in a Ryder Cup duel come September. Too good to be true, perhaps, but you never know ...

Adam Scott is allergic to Americans:
So perhaps he should try playing on a different tour than the PGA Tour. In seven trips to the WGC Match Play, Scott has been dispatched by Brad Faxon (2002), Tiger Woods (2003), Davis Love III (2004), David Toms (2005), Tom Lehman (2006), Shaun Micheel (2007) and now Woody Austin. ... So, that old Brit ploy of back-dating people's nationalities is out of the question for the Ryder Cup, then ...

David Toms is a smart cookie: Not only does David Toms have arguably the hottest wife of all Tour players, he also knows when to back down. And do it in style. With a third-round "date" on the cards with Tiger Woods, Toms withdrew from the WGC Match Play before taking on Aaron Baddeley, and he knew the rules. Because it's a match-play event, Toms was able to excuse himself with a bad back as a "concession" rather than a "withdrawal," meaning he'll still get $90,000 plus 262 FedEx Cup points for a lost second-round match.



Bye bye Boo? Or is it gurgle-gurgle Aquaman?

Good god, y'all!, as War famously once said. Match play is a terrific example of mano-a-mano battles, but did we expect the kind of carnage that happened to our carefully constructed brackets yesterday? ... Actually, we did ...



Vijay in 1993, and the 2008: Still loose and languid ...

On this day in 1963, tall, lanky, slow-walking and soft-talking Vijay Singh was born in Lautoka, Fiji to a Hall of Fame golf career. An Indo-Fijian of Hindu ancestry, young Vijay grew up copying the reverse-C golf swing of Tom Weiskopf, and began years of meticulous practice to hone his own swing. It's a trait that has carried on to this day, as Singh is considered probably he hardest-working modern pros, hitting balls for hours after competitive rounds ...



'I've grown accustomed to your face' ... Henrik Stenson and Trevor Immelman see more of each other than their own wives ...

Crapshoot ...: I've heard that before ...
Yeah, well I just like saying it ...: Who are you, Beavis? Or Butthead?
I'm just saying 18-hole match play is a bit of a crapshoot ...: Yes I know, we've heard that before. While everything went according to plan for Tiger Woods, who just never gave Arron Oberholser a chance, it was so-long Phil Mickelson as Lefty couldn't make the birdies he needed coming in ...
Speaking of not being able to make birdies, how about Trevor Immelman? He just couldn't put away the defending champ Henrik Stenson. But we predicted that match would be the best of Thursday's bunch, and we were right. 22 holes of nail-biting golf, and unfortunately one of those young stars had to lose.
So how did you do on your other picks of the day?: Emmm, not so well. Let's just say it wasn't quite as good as the 22-for-32 on the first day. But a lot of the usual suspects marched on ... Tiger, KJ, Vijay, Stenson, Stricker, Angel Cabrera ... and Boo Weekley put a whupping on Sergio Garcia, which was nice to see.
Which reminds me, you predicted a Tiger-Phil final ...: Actually, it was Shingo Katayama and Rod Pampling, but that was after a couple Stellas ...
And our dream matchup is denied us again ...: So far. We could still hope for Tiger against Monty, although that looks even more unlikely than Tiger and Lefty.
You have to wonder when Monty's luck is going to run out ...: I wouldn't say it's luck. Monty desperately wants to improve his ranking so he can get into the Masters, so he's playing like a veteran who knows how to ratchet it up when he needs to.
That's for sure. What did Monty's caddie say to him?:
When Monty needed to put pressure on Jim Furyk, he told Monty to "put his Ryder Cap on."
So did Monty put his Ryder Cup cap on?: Not literally, but yes. He birdied three out of the next four and put away Furyk.
Too bad Lefty doesn't have a Ryder Cup cap ...:
I was just thinking the same thing ...

For the full updated bracket, see the official WCG site; and for our second-round prospectus, stay right on board with us.



Striking a blow for lefties everywhere ... Mickelson in 1993 ...

On this day in 1993, Phil Mickelson won his first PGA Tour event as a professional, when he beat Dave Rummels by four shots to win the Buick Invitational at Torrey Pines. It was to be the first of many: Lefty, as he's now known by his legions of fans, is one of the greatest golfers of his generation and owner of 33 PGA Tour titles, the 13th highest total of any player.

Which begs us to ask the question: Is it really so long that Mickelson turned pro that he beat Dave Rummels? It's true, but it's even longer (17 years) since Phil won his first tournament on the PGA Tour (the 1991 Northern Telecom Open, as an amateur) ...



Lefty needed clutch putts down the stretch; Tiger didn't start playing until the 13th ...

So it was entirely predictable ... Tiger Woods beat JB Holmes after all ...: It was only predictable if you're a screenwriter. This was golf theatre at its finest. With five holes left to play, and three holes down against the last man in the field, Tiger Woods pulled it out.
What was his finish again?: Birdie, birdie, birdie, eagle, par ... bye, bye, JB.
I just like hearing it again ...: I know, it was something to see. Golf's No. 1 draw almost went home after hitting his drive into the desert on the 13th. And then there was that unbelievable finish.
What did Tiger say about that?: He looked a bit shellshocked afterwards, knowing how lucky he was - and how good he is - to escape. He said "For some reason, momentum just goes your way."
So shooting a 30 on the back nine qualifies as "momentum" ...: In the world of Tiger Woods, or anyone else, it certainly qualifies ...
So the dream matchup of Tiger v. Mickelson in the final is still alive ...: For another day, at least, yes. In the last month, Phil Mickelson's lost to JB Holmes in Scottsdale, carded an 11 at Pebble Beach, and rallied to beat Jeff Quinney last week at Riviera. While Tiger has been scuba-diving, Lefty has been courageously flying the flag of the world No. 2.
And then Pat Perez started mad-bombing putts from everywhere ...: Yep, but Lefty had just enough to hold him off. The world's two best players barely survived against JB Holmes and Pat Perez, their matches going the full 18.
I'm tired already ...: Me too. But the great thing about this tournament is that you can actually feel the adrenaline and the pressure on the first day ... so unlike any other tournament except for the majors or the Ryder Cup.
But on a normal Wednesday, we usually don't say goodbye ...:
To the likes of Ernie Els, Justin Rose, Rory Sabbatini and Jim Furyk, or the Masters champ, Zach Johnson.
Bye bye then! ...: Going so soon?
No, just saying goodbye to the aforementioned cast. This is too great of a tournament ...: See you tomorrow!

For the full updated bracket, see the official WCG site; and for our second-round prospectus, stay right on board.



Andres Romero says 'vaarwel' to Retief Goosen; Jonathan Byrd hands Ernie Els his plane ticket ... and as for Rory Sabbatini ...

The rattling battles of the first day of match-play combat couldn't have gone any better in rural Arizona: Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson are still alive after surviving dogfights to the finish, and the real adrenaline and pressure of the early exit was palpable throughout the field of 64 of the world's best golfers.

In one word. Wow. Can it get better? Maybe ... But what a day it was, unless you're South African golf star:

It's summertime in South Africa: Their presence made this the best overall field in the WGC Match Play's 10-year history, but multiple-major winners Ernie Els and Retief Goosen were in no shape to play this week. It showed: We said he looked vulnerable, but Els got shellacked by Jonathan Byrd 6&5, and Goose, whose game is in a near-shambles, fell to Andres Romero. Which brings us to yet another South African going home early ...

We're not saying he took a dive ...: But Rory Sabbatini, grouped in Tiger's "Bobby Jones Bracket" with a potential showdown against his nemesis looming on Saturday, succumbed rather weakly to Welshman Bradley Dredge despite his superior form and talent. Sabbatini thumbed his nose at Tiger (though not quite as blatantly as a Tiger's Target tournament) and will still cashier a last-place cheque of $40,000 ... Let's hope he leaves his hire car in a sensible place.

JB Holmes gets the John Wayne Award: We said in our preview that the insanely big-hitting Holmes was a dangerous first-round foe for Tiger becaue of his length and courage, and he stood his ground gamely. Sure, JB had nothing to lose ... but he held his nerve and Tiger needed one of his all-time comebacks to win. Holmes is going to be a winner, and was philosophical in defeat: "There's not much you can do when he played 5- or 6-under in the last four or five holes. What do you do? ... I didn't fall apart, like you see some people. I gave him a battle ..." Amen ...

Lee Westwood "gets it" when it comes to match play: The Ryder Cup veteran from England said: "You can never really fancy your chances in this format. This is the kind of week where you unpack, but you don't move stuff too far away from your suitcase." And then Westwood took out Brandt Snedeker in a 3&2 victory which featured eight birdies ...

The course stood the test: For all the dissing The Gallery Golf Club at Dove Mountain has taken as a second-year course, it is well-suited for this type of event. What does everyone want to see? Birdies. Drama. Chances to rally. The big flat greens of The Gallery gave us just that, as the people like Pat Perez, Woody Austin ... and yes, Tiger and Phil, bombing in clutch tape-measure putts. If you want triple-breaking 10-foot par putts over sheets of glass, then you want Augusta. But not for single-elimination match play. So far, so good ...

Chip-ins: Sergio Garcia had an odd set-up, ditching his 3-iron in favour of two putters (a Rossa Monaco and a Monza Spider) in defeating John Senden ... Steve Stricker turned the tables on Daniel Chopra, who had beat him in a playoff at Kapalua, knocking out the big Swindian in extra holes (wonder which result Stricker would have preferred?) ... and it was a black day for the "Hanson/sen Brothers": all three (Denmark's Soren Hansen and Anders Hansen, plus Sweden's Peter Hanson) went mmmm-bop and out in the first round.



Do the Pavin Pogo and hop aboard the Corey express if you want to make some coin ...

OK at first glance you might think you need to be a bit of a swami or a complete golf stats freak to pick a winner in this week's PGA Tour opposite field event, the Mayakoba Golf Classic in Quintana Roo, Mexico. Think again! There are still great players about, but with the superstars out of the field, hot form, the skills of a canny veteran, or a guy who's "comfortable"  are probably the key factors ... So here are our picks to blow your money:

Corey Pavin @ 40-1: Everyone thinks mad bomber Bubba Watson is the favourite, but this is a tight course and suits the veteran Pavin, who nearly won at Pebble Beach.
Craig Kanada @ 66-1: Dead straight hitter and decent form; desperately wants a win.
Paul Stankowski @ 100-1: A real longshot, but his game is coming around. And we know him well, and he loves Mexico. Great bet for a quid. Good luck!

Last week’s PGA Tour picks: Adam Scott (tie 14th); Justin Rose (missed cut); Charles Howell (tie 55th).



Mike Souchak (L) was the answer to a trivia question until Mark Calcavecchia and Tommy Armour III stole his thunder ...

On this day in 1955, red-hot Mike Souchak defied near-freezing temperatures in San Antonio, Texas, firing a PGA Tour record total of 257 for 72 holes that was to stand for another 46 years. Souchak's victory in the Texas Open at Brackenridge Park was aided by a fast start: The burly 15-time PGA Tour winner from Pennsylvania bolted out of the gates with a 27 on his first nine and 60 for his first 18 holes ...



'What do you mean my smile looks insincere? ...'

As far as we're concerned you might close your eyes and stick a pin in your betting slip. Forget spending hours of tireless research picking out the form players, judging the conditions and finding out the blend of grasses they use on the greens. This is matchplay, baby, and anything can happen - although it is unlikely that a Meadowlark Lemon out of The Harlem Globetrotters will win ... So here are our picks:

Phil Mickelson @ 14-1: He's quite good at golf, you know.
Padraig Harrington @ 20-1: He's not bad either.
KJ Choi @ 40-1: And neither is he. Good luck!

Last week’s European Tour picks: Paul McGinley (tie 15th); Shiv Kapur (tie 44th); Oli Fisher (tie 25th).



Perez: 'Thank God I don't have to play Mickelson in the first round ...'

Asked his feelings on facing Tiger Woods in the first round of the WCG-Accenture Match Play Championship in Tucson, Arizona this week, No. 64 qualifier Pat Perez - a fine player who has yet to win on the PGA Tour yet at age 31 - was resigned to an early exit.

Perez is known for his refreshingly open personality, but best known for throwing memorable tantrums on the course, earning him the fantastic moniker of Pat "Pissed Off" Perez. Said Pat: "I can't lose either way. If I beat him, I'm a hero. If I don't, I'm not supposed to win. If I beat him, I may just quit ... just pack it in. If anybody asks 'when was the last time you played?' ... Aw, I beat Tiger. I'm done."

Perez's mood improved slightly when informed he would skip Woods, with that luckless task going to JB Holmes. Instead, Perez gets to take on world No. 2 Phil Mickelson, who's fresh off victory at Riviera. Said Perez: "Yeah, that's much better. He's playing like crap right now."

Gotta love the honesty. But even more, you have to love this list of "Top 7 Things Pat Perez Had Planned To Say To Tiger Woods On The First Tee Of This Week's WGC-Accenture Match Play Championship Before Brett Wetterich Withdrew With A Shoulder Injury And He Got Phil Mickelson Instead" ... (courtesy of Golfweek's Evan Rothman):
  • "I got in because Wetterich pulled out ... How'd you get invited?"
  • "Eldrick, my nickname is 'Pissed Off' ... What's yours?"
  • "My pal Rory is like freakin' Kreskin, man."
  • "Just FYI, Butchie gave me the scoop on you."
  • "Let me just warn you, I'm no Stephen (Bleeping) Ames."
  • "I'm looking ahead to the finals against Poulter."
  • "Thank God I don't have to play Mickelson in the first round."
We think even Tiger might actually get a chuckle out of those ...



New PGA Tour slogan: 'These guys are good ... except at high-fiving ..."

Can a case the yips all begin with a missed high-five attempt? What sort of extra amenities are on offer at that splendid Indonesia golf resort Cengkareng in Jakarta? And can you ever get that image of Charles Howell and knickers out of your head again? Ever? ... Read on, our faithful legions of "Rusties", for we shall learn together for yet another week ...



High noon: Westwood and Leonard know a little bit about match play ...

One round down at the WGC-Accenture Match Play Championship, and the star-studded field of 32 remaining are to be whittled down to just 1 between now and Sunday. So how did we do with our first-round predictions ... and more importantly, who is going to emerge unscathed on Thursday? ... Ah-ha! ...



Samuel Ryder, his fabulous moustache, and daughter Joan, head off for South Africa in 1927 ...

On this day in 1936, the will of English entrepreneur and garden-seed tycoon Samuel Ryder was read after his death a month before due to a haemorrhage.

Ryder, who didn't begin golfing until age 50 after making a fortune in the packeted seed trade, lent his name (of course) to the famous Ryder Cup biennial competition between teams from Britain and the United States, and donated the trophy in 1926 at substantial cost. However, after his death, when his will was read, strangely there was no mention of "golf" at all ...



Flying cow turds not shown on lovely aerial photograph ...

Och! Kenny Dalglish wouldn't have been part of anything as bizarre as this before in his life. He has a role as Honorary president of Askernith Golf Club, which is on Scotland's Outer Hebrides island of South Uist and a lost golf course designed by the legendary Old Tom Morris in 1891 has been found next to the current one. It has been lost for almost a century and been under weeds, grass and other flora and fungi.

The newly found course is seen by many enthusiasts as golf's "holy grail" and a classic ... but (and there is always a but ...) local residents are up in arms and have taken the club to court, claiming that their right to graze cattle on the dunes has been infringed, because the greens have been fenced off. The island’s two police officers were even called into the mess when locals had torn down fencing, removed pins and had filled holes with dirt.

The dispute is based around the right of crofters, and a stretch of machair, a sand-dune habitat which is only found in parts of Scotland and Ireland. The crofters say their right to graze cattle on the land was enshrined in 1922 when private owners split up the land. Some of the crofters though, seem actually quietly delighted and can't wait to play the new (old) course.

To read more about cow turds flying about and the impending court battle and (aye, to find out a bit more about Uist), here's what our friends at the Times have to say.



Ahhh ... fancy me a bottle o' Singha ...

Just when you thought the Filipino no-name Angelo Que (who?) was as good as it was going to get at the Enjoy Jakarta Astro Indonesian Open (where the obsure golf pros came out of woodworks to the rhythm of the wonderfully obscure Trash Can Sinatras' single Obscurity Knocks), along comes Prom Meesawat to steal the show.

Not only did our man Prom make a big impression, but he also posted some numbers you couldn't miss on the scoreboard. After firing rounds of 66-63-68-67 for 16-under, Meesawat finished tied for third in a field that included the international star Darren Clarke to cash in 47,000 euros - thanks to the tournament's co-sponsored European and Asian Tour status.

The big 23-year-old from coastal Hua Hin, south of Bangkok, is sponsored by Singha beer, by the way, which is another reason to like him and root for him. Nothing goes down better with a nice pork khao pad than an ice-cold bottle of Singha, and it doesn't look like Prom is missing many meals.

Obscure or not, it's not like the world golf community haven't seen Meesawat coming (well, how could you miss him, really?). Meesawat won his age group twice at the World Junior Golf Championships at Torrey Pines (1997 and 2002) and that's damn good company, and after turning pro in '04 he captured the SK Telecom Open in South Korea in 2006 on the Asian Tour. He's a protege of sorts of Vijay Singh, who encouraged the big lad to concentrate on the Asian Tour before tackling the rest of the world.

Nicknamed the "Big Dolphin", Prom can hit it miles and miles. And yes, if Prom, Tim Herron and John Daly were paired at a US Open, the fairway would not be wide enough for the three of them ... and you could hear the hoofbeats on the 18th green ...



Nothing against Barack Obama, but if this is the epitome of Northern California yuppie high-powered deal-making, we prefer a nice quiet 4- or 5-hour round ...

Sorry to disappoint those who spend every available moment fine-tuning their golf swing to impress the boss at work, but it's offical - cycling is the new golf. Doing business on the golf course has been around as long as the game itself, but in the Silicon Valley of Northern California, the yuppie investment bankers are doing their hob-nobbing on their bicycles.

Cycling is a bit of a cult with the young entrepreneurs of Northern California, who cultivate their business relationships on their bikes. Whereas they used the spend the GNP of several small nations on the latest innovations in golf, now they're spending it on state-of-the-art cycling gear;  which is not good news for our friends in the golf manufacturing industry. So, if cycling is the new golf, does that mean that badminton is the new yoga? Here's what our "friends" at the San Jose Mercury-News have to say ...



Same old Annika: Calm, steady, and a winner ...

Hawaii was the place to be this past weekend, when Annika Sorenstam got back to doing what she does best (winning golf tournaments if you were wondering), after her three shot victory at the SBS Open at Turtle Bay as the LPGA held its 2008 curtain-raiser.

Sorenstam had not won a single event since the State Farm Classic back in September 2006, a long drought by her standards, but just two months into the New Year, she won her 70th career title, in her very first appearance at the SBS Open. Finishing 10-under par, she was ahead of the field by two shots and claimed a cool $165,000 in the process.

Champions Tour
Number One Hoch:
The senior circuit meandered its way to Naples in Florida this past weekend and it was a top three days for Scott Hoch, who made it two out of two, with victory in the ACE Group Classic, following up his win last week at the Allianz Championship.  In a four-way playoff, Hoch beat a pair of Toms - Jenkins and Kite - as well as Brad Bryant on the first extra hole and picked up a cool $240,000 in the process, while also moving up to No. 1 in the rankings. Not a bad weekend really then.

Nationwide Tour
It Keeps Raining And Raining:
The weather was atrocious, the rain just wouldn’t stop falling, but American Darron Stiles didn’t care a jot as he won the shortened HSBC Championship as the PGA Tour's junior circuit tried to play in Christchurch, New Zealand. Beginning the day tied for first place with David Hearn and Matt Bettencourt, Stiles birdied five of his first six holes, then parred nine straight to win the trophy with a score of 4-under. The 36-hole total was all Stiles needed for his fifth tour title. This one will go down as an "unofficial" win, but the earnings of £117,000 certainly were official and probably quite handy for a guy who has been in 182 Nationwide Tour events throughout his career.



Judy Rankin with the Solheim Cup ... lovely lady, but doesn't smile much ...

On this day in 1945, LPGA Hall of Famer, two-time Solheim Cup captain, and breast-cancer survivor Judy Rankin was born in St Louis, Missouri.

Rankin was the ultimate "holding" player on the LPGA Tour in the '60s and '70s - with her classic swing, tall frame and horn-rimmed glasses, she was an elegant figure and a frequent winner. In fact, Rankin won 26 times on the LPGA Tour, including two money titles, in a 21-year-pro career that ended in 38 due to back problems. Despite her profile, Rankin never won an LPGA major ...



Loose swings, funny faces ... and another PGA Tour victory (No. 33) for Lefty ...

So, Phil's got something that Tiger hasn't ...: That's right. Phil Mickelson can say something that neither Tiger nor Jack Nicklaus can say: That he's won at Riviera.
Certainly is a decent one to add to your CV ...: It sure is. Anyone who's anyone has won at Riviera: Ben Hogan, Sam Snead, Byron Nelson ...
And now Phil Mickelson ...: Yep. And Lefty not only notches up his 33rd career title, which cements his Hall of Fame status, but it's also his 16th win in either California or Arizona, his home states.
He's a West Coast guy ...: Yeah, but so is Tiger. Mind you Tiger bailed out for Florida. But you've got to think Lefty's win at Riviera isn't going to sit well with the Big Cat.
Well, he could have played, couldn't he?: Sure. Here's my prediction: We'll see the big red fella teeing it up at Hogan's Alley next year to see if he can win in L.A.
Hmmmn. So how did Lefty do it?: Pretty much classic Lefty fashion. He hit some loose shots, made a couple of uncharacteristic Lefty short-game errors and pulled some funny faces, then just put the throttle down with birdies on 10 and 11 and never looked back. And Jeff Quinney just couldn't hang with him. Lefty was grinning at the end.
Sounds a bit Tiger-esque ...:
Oh God, not that again. But we'll never know, and it just goes to show how refreshing it was to see Tiger and Phil in the final pairing at the Deutsche Bank last year.
OK, see you at the Match Play ...: See you at the Match Play. Maybe I'll play some golf this week ...:
That sounds definitely non-Tiger-esque ...



Oh golf gods in the sky ... please make it happen on Saturday ...

Well this isn't half bad, is it? We've got 64 of the world's top 65 ranked players gathered in one little corner of Tucson, Arizona for what can only be branded as a mano-a-mano shootout until the last man is standing. Oh yeah, and Tiger is here as well ...


Call it the season's first "mini-major", call it a intriguing test of will, call it an endurance test (as Henrik Stenson, the defending champ who played 120 holes last year, will attest), call it the luck of the draw ... the WCG-Accenture Match Play is our first marquee event on the golf calendar.

Recent versions of the Match Play have gone fairly well according to form, and we can only hope there's no repeat of Black Friday (February 26, 2005) when Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson and Vijay Singh all crashed out of the tournament in the third round.

To fill in your own predictions, you can download the tournament's handy bracket sheet, or follow along with us. Or both! We're not moving from the sofa often and the missus is fetching the Stellas from the fridge (just kidding, dear) ...:

Best opening matches:

This tournament's draw usually serves up some intriguing first-round matches and an equal measure of yawners. We're lucky this year: Plenty of good reasons to tune in on Wednesday. Here's why:

Tiger Woods v. JB Holmes: On the surface, a mismatch, but the absurdly long Holmes, who drew the short straw (ie, Tiger), has the booming drives and the courage to put a scare into the world No. 1, who will have to play well right out of the chute and remember that this is not stroke play. And Holmes beat Phil Mickelson in a playoff in Scottsdale, remember, and that's essentially match play.
KJ Choi v. Camilo Villegas: An interesting chance to see if Camilo can string enough birdies together to shock the world's steadiest Eddie.
Rory Sabbatini v. Bradley Dredge: Sorry, Bradley, but we've got to root for Sabbatini to win through at least until Saturday. You'll see why later.
Ernie Els v. Jonathan Byrd: There will be few nerves on display in this battle between two of golf's calmest players. Byrd can pull off an upset, and Ernie looks vulnerable.
Retief Goosen v. Andres Romero: Another one that looks like a mismatch, and not in the way you might think. Goosen's game is an absolute mess right now, and Romero will be keen to take a major-winner's scalp.
Martin Kaymer v. Boo Weekley: The 23-year-old German is the class player, but Boo, the loveable hillbilly from Florida, will have the crowds behind him and has the willpower to beat Kaymer.
Stewart Cink v. Miguel Angel Jimenez: Neither one of these guys is going to give in. An interesting match that could go well beyond 18 holes.
Charles Howell III v. Stephen Ames: Another match in which the popular stickman Howell will have no problem in finding support from the gallery against the ... ermm, there's no nice way to say this ... guy with the funny teeth.
Colin Montgomerie v. Jim Furyk: Probably the best match of the first round, featuring Monty, the world's most feared match player, against the dead-accurate American with the funky swing.
Luke Donald v. Nick Dougherty: Another very attractive matchup pairing two of England's brightest young talents, and it's a shame one of them will be making a quick trip back to Blighty.
Steve Stricker v. Daniel Chopra: Either one of these guys could be considered darkhorses, and despite their disparate seedings, Chopra got the better of Stricker in a playoff to win at Kapalua in last month.
Geoff Ogilvy v. Justin Leonard: The Aussie Ogilvy has featured in the last two finals of this event, beating Davis Love III in 2006 and losing to Henrik Stenson last year. He faces a suddenly reborn Justin Leonard, who if you remember Brookline, is good at match play.

Our dream matchups:

Well, we can only hope, really, but here are the pairings we would love to see (this of course, requires the survival of the players along the way):

Thursday, February 21:
Tiger Woods v. Mike Weir: A potential rematch of their tangle in the singles in the 2007 Presidents Cup, which the Canada lefty Weir won 1-up in front of thousands of his giddy countrymen.
Camilo Villegas v. Ian Poulter: Golf's No. 1 young stud against the cocky English self-proclaimed "world No. 2" in a battle of fashion horses.
Ernie Els v. Andres Romero: The young Argentinian sharpshooter has the game to pull off an upset over the flagging South African star, who committed to the tournament at the last minute.
Padraig Harrington v. Miguel Angel Jimenez: A could-be duel between two veteran European Ryder Cup warhorses in which no quarter would be given.

Friday, February 22:
Tiger Woods v. Zach Johnson or Aaron Baddeley: An exercise in seeing how the power of prayer can help either of the devout Christians against you-know-who.
Eduardo Romero v. Henrik Stenson: Stenson's raw power against Romero's ability to rattle off streaks of birdies would make great theatre. Go low, young men ...
Adam Scott v. Martin Kaymer: A battle between the young German hotshot, who might be the best young player in the world, against the Aussie who Butch Harmon says is the best young player in the world. We'd pay big money to see this one.
Phil Mickelson v. Lee Westwood: A fight to the finish between two sort-of-soft-in-the-middle Ryder Cup veterans who both hate to lose.

Saturday morning quarterfinals, February 23:

Tiger Woods v. Rory Sabbatini or Ian Poulter: Oh, the delicious irony should any of these combinations play out. A Tiger-Rory pairing could be (shall we say) a tad uncomfortable (keep an eye on several trips to the Portaloo for Rory) whilst Woods v. Poulter would simply be comic justice. Please, golf gods, make it happen. (Sabbatini's recent form suggests he should make it to Saturday; would he dare take a dive to duck Tiger? ... at least we know that Poulter would show up on the tee, cap in hand ...)
Andres Romero or Henrik Stenson v. Adam Scott or Martin Kaymer: Again, any combination of these possible survivors of the Hogan Flight would be like watching two young boxing stars punch it out in the early years of glorious careers. Awesome. Another prayer goes aloft to the golf gods.
Phil Mickelson v. Vijay Singh: Vijay beat Lefty 5&4 in the Presidents Cup singles in 2007, so this could be a doozy.

Saturday afternoon semifinals, February 23:
Tiger Woods v. Adam Scott: We're going to bet that we're not the only ones hoping to see this match; on the other hand we'd also take Woods v. Kaymer.

Sunday 36-hole final, February 24:

Rod Pampling v. Shingo Katayama: OK, we're kidding, sort of. We really meant Woods v. Mickelson, but we probably know there's a snowball's chance in hell of that happening what with all that 18-hole match play leading to the final. But don't say we didn't warn you if it is Rod and Shingo ...



Good sport: Lefty applauds Jeff Quinney's 7-iron ace on the 6th ...

Certainly has gotten a bit closer ...: It certainly has. Phil Mickelson was looking like a dead cert after yesterday's 64, but golf's a funny game.
He won't think it's very funny if he doesn't hold on to win this thing ...: You're right. Not after having already lost once this year in the playoff to JB Holmes.
Well, it looks a bit like match play today ...: A bit. And if Jeff Quinney can repeat Saturday's performance, he's the one to beat.
Well, a hole-in-one does a lot for your score ...: Yes, it's not like Lefty played badly, it's just that Quinney kept the pressure on all day, especially that 7-iron that he flushed for an ace on No. 6. And then he knocked in a 36-footer on the last to cut Mickelson's lead to one with a second straight round of 67.
So whose chances to you like best?: Gotta go with Mickelson. He knows how to win and I figure he's got enough left in the tank to hold off Quinney. He could only manage a 1-under 70 on Saturday, but I think he'll go low in the final round.
What did Phil say about that?: He said "We'll go head-to-head, and if I can just tie him, tie goes to me."
Well, you've got to like Phil's chances then ...: Yeah, as long as he's not talking about a footrace ...
Yeah and that was an ugly shirt he wore in the third round ...: Damn ugly shirt.



Caddie Supriyata had Felipe Aguilar's undivided attention ...

So as Felipe Aguilar predicted, the fat lady has sung ...: Yes indeed. But so did the pretty skinny lady ... Did you see Felipe's caddie?
Yeah. Hubba-hubba. Talk about to the winner go the spoils ...: Hmmm, yes. Like most of the players, Aguilar hired a lovely local Indonesian lady caddie for the week. Her name is Supriyati and let's just say it looks like they got along nicely.
Well, it's a feel-good story ...: Unless you're Jeev Milkha Singh. The Indian had the lead on the 18th tee, but came in with a bogey. And Aguilar made a birdie on 18, and that was all she wrote ...
I wonder if Felipe got his caddie's number ...: Well, that might have been the other thing she wrote.
The top four guys on the leaderboard are surely legit ...: Yep. Singh is the real deal, and in third place James Kamte of South Africa and Prom Meesawat of Thailand look like they are, too.
Aguilar is a worthy winner though to be sure ...: I think we'll see how good Aguilar really is now. The 33-year-old from the Chilean Patagonia has his first European Tour win and with it that two-year exemption, not to mention 200,000 bucks.
What did he have to say about it?: He said "It feels awesome! This is life-changing for me ... Hopefully there is more of this to come."
Was he talking about the win or all the extra attention from Supriyati?: You'll have to ask him ...



Only MJ can make Tiger look like a little kid ...

On this day in 1963, a big fella who would never turn down a free tee time was born in Brooklyn, New York - Michael Jordan, the greatest basketball player of all time and certified golf junkie.

Since retiring from basketball for the second time in 2003, Air Jordan has spent most of his time on the links in the company of his famous buddies - including Tiger Woods - and running and competing in celebrity golf tournaments. Fifty-four holes a day is nothing for the former high-flying basketballer ...



Look in a mirror, and Lefty's right-handed ...

So, no 11 for Lefty today, then ...: Not unless you're counting his scores for 15, 16 and 17 ...
Hey, man, when Lefty gets hot, he gets hot ...: You can say that again.
Hey, man, when Lefty gets hot, he gets hot ...: I didn't mean literally. Just stick to the topic please, which is Phil Mickelson shot 64 at Riviera, and if you shoot 64 at Riviera you're playing some pretty good golf.
Can you overstate the obvious any more?: Look mate, I didn't come here to get into a bickering war with you. I want to talk about some golf.
Fair enough. Let's look at Lefty's scorecard ...: Nine birdies, including a honey of a 20-foot drainer on the scenic 18th to close out his round. Not bad for a guy who flies to the tournament.
So are you rooting for Phil?: Of course. He's a California boy and today he said "The West Coast means a lot to me," and you've got to love him for that.
Well, with a four-shot lead he's looking good ...: Yep, even though Robert Allenby, a former Nissan Open winner, is just four shots back.
Looks like Lefty's week ...: And do you know that if you watch him play golf in a mirror, he swings right-handed?
Didn't I ask you to stop overstating the obvious?



Red numbers: Liang Wen-chong and Jeev Milkha Singh are in the hunt in Jakarta ...

So the wheat is being separated from the chaff ...: If you must resort to cliches, yes.
Well, it does seem that some of the world's brightest talents are holding the top spots ...: Sort of. The highest-ranked player left in Jakarta at the weekend is world No. 73, the defending champ Mikko Ilonen, but I agree ... the guys at the top are excellent young players who are going to win a lot.
Well, we've got Felipe Aguilar ...: Yes, and the ebullient star from Chile is a proven winner on the Challenge Tour. This is looking like his week, after another 67 to move him to 16-under and a two-shot lead.
I like his attitude ...: So do I. He said "We'll find out tomorrow when the fat lady sings! I hope it's me but you can never tell with this game."
Sounds like he's got his head on straight ...: Yep. The players behind him are definitely sound and all capable of winning. Two-time winner Jeev Milkha Singh, who might be the best Singh in the world right now, is only two shots back along with Liang Wen-chong, the best player in China. They're both playing some hot golf.
And that's not all ...: Nope. At 13-under are James Kamte, the promising young black South African who is bound to win soon, and the chubby, tubby Prom Meesawat, one of a generation of good young Thai golfers.
How about our favourite young Welshman?: Well, Rhys Davies is going to make a cheque. He's tied for 21st after rounds of 66-69-68, which is solid, but it goes to show how good this field really is if 7-under isn't even in striking range.
I think it's refreshing. Shows you don't need Tiger Woods around to have a good tournament ...: True ... but it doesn't hurt!
So does getting run over by an elephant ... Look out!



Cotton: 'Just a little bit better than the rest of the lads ...'

On this day in 1931, the great Sir Henry Cotton, Britain's best golfer, was booted off the GB Ryder Cup team in a row over the fact that Cotton wanted to make his own travel arrangements and chose not to travel with the rest of the team. Proving the "team ethic" which has been a hallmark of European Ryder Cup squads since, there was no room for egos, and the devilishly handsome Cotton - despite his obvious skills and inspiration - was not allowed by the PGA of Great Britain to be part of the team ...


15 Feb, 08 | Comments [1] | Tags: Golf Central | Golf Equipment


The ProQuip Hydratech jacket - ideal accompaniment to a large gin & tonic


What with global warming and that you're only ever a week away from apocalyptic levels of rainfall. That's bad news for ombrophobics (look it up), but good news for ProQuip, who've just launched their new Hydratech range.


ProQuip’s award-winning Silk Touch, Ultralite and Liberty fabrics boast virtually silent, light-as-air performance with stylish sheen and drape. It also looks the part.


The rain may make your game suffer, but you won’t be able to blame the jacket for affecting your swing. As well as causing minimal movement restrictions, the lightweight, outer fabric almost has a silk feel to it and is guaranteed to stay waterproof for three years. Saying that, it’s the least you’d expect for a retail price of £199.


For further information, UK customers can call: 01620 892219 or visit here 

 


15 Feb, 08 | Comments [0] | Tags: Golf Central | Golf Equipment


The latest adidas Tour 360 golf shoe: at one with terra firma

They look the business and probably feel more comfy than a pair of silk socks, but the story behind the new design of their new TOUR360 LTD footwear is a strange one.

Apparently, Tour professionals have advised Dave Ortley, global director of footwear design for adidas Golf, that they want to be at one with the ground when they are playing. Sound bizarre? It’s true. So the brain-boxes in charge with design have introduced ThiNTech technology, a revolutionary new low-profile shoe construction that brings the golfer closer to the ground to give the golfer the ‘feedback’ they desire. It is hoped this technology can improve a player’s feel and stability to in turn promote better ball striking.

Here’s what Ortley had to say on his new pumps.

"It’s not a game of inches, it's a game of fractions of an inch. That's the difference between a solid shot and a mis-hit. Tour professionals advised us that they wanted to get closer and more connected to the ground to increase the consistency and purity of their ball-striking. THiNTech incorporates a one-piece Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) sole that positions the foot closer to the ground creating a remarkably solid, responsive and stable shoe that makes hitting a golf ball a more tactile experience. It also lowers the athlete's centre of gravity to promote increased stability, and channels feedback from the ground more efficiently to promote improved footwork."

Adidas expect the TOUR360 LTD is going to become the number shoe on Tour for adidas athletes, but you’ll be lucky to see your average 24-handicapper chopping around in a pair as they carry a price tag of £150.



Can't say we blame 'em, really ... We'd fancy a crack or two ...

Those poor Newcastle fans, eh? They're completely losing the plot, a bit like their new manager Kevin Keegan.

Why, you ask? Because cutout dummies of Manchester United footballers - including Cristiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney, Edwin van der Sar and Carlos Tevez - have been strategically placed around the Parklands Golf Course driving range in Gosforth for Geordie hackers to practice their aim.

Newcastle plays Man U at St James' Park on February 23, and the Parklands course manager, David King explained: ''The return of Kevin Keegan (to Newcastle) has reminded fans - as if any reminder were needed - of how Manchester United pipped us for the Premiership title in 1996 ... Putting the dummies up is a light-hearted way of letting Newcastle supporters release some tension in the days running up to the match."

OK ... maybe it's better than going down the pub and necking a dozen Stellas. And King claims that the course isn't biased against Manchester United: the gaffer says that the cutouts will be changed in coming weeks to represent other players and teams. "They'll be pressed into action again when feelings are running high," said King.

C'mon Dave. Who could harbour so much animosity toward Emmanuel Adebayor? Oh well ... the Red Devil dummies shouldn't worry too much, however. Because if the Toon Army golfers' aim is as bad as Michael Owen's in front of the net, the targets probably won't be getting many dents ...



Angelo Que: Nice game, not like you'd ever know it ...

Here's another of our new favourite really obscure golf professionals ... you know, the ones you only read about when they're a) rarely in contention; or b) have a habit of scanning the bottoms of leaderboards from tournaments in places like Malaysia; or c) can read all the way down to No. 651 in the Official World Golf Rankings.

Angelo Que: That's our man. The Filipino pro has made the cut this week at the Indonesian Open on the European Tour.

Why? Well, the word "Que" in Spanish is a pronoun which can mean, among other things, "Who". So Angelo Que gives us a cheap excuse to revive the old Abbott and Costello act "Who's on First".
  • Q: Who's 6-under par?
  • A: That's right.
For the record, Angelo is a 30-year-old from Manila, the Philippines, has been a mainstay on the Asian Tour since 2003, and he won the 2004 Carlsberg Masters Vietnam tournament ahead of Corey Pavin. And in 94 career tournaments, Que has won a respectable $328,170 in career earnings, although his scoring average was a modest 73.1 on last year's Asian circuit.

His bio on the Asian Tour website says; "Angelo is one of the most jovial players on the Asian Tour". ... OK, cool, we like jovial Asian Tour players. Go Angelo!



'My driver did not have sexual relations with that golf ball ...'

On this day in 1995, Bill Clinton became the first sitting US president to play a round during a PGA Tour event when he joined former presidents George H.W. Bush and Gerald Ford, along with entertainer Bob Hope and tour pro Scott Hoch in a round etched in history at Indian Wells Country Club.

"We're nervous as cats," Mr Clinton said before teeing off in the historic fivesome. And with good reason. The avid golfer Clinton smashed his first drive long into a bunker down the right side on his way to a 93 in the first time three American presidents had played a round of golf together ...



Koreatown heroes: KJ Choi and Kevin Na are on fire at Riviera ...

Well, they're dancing in the streets of Koreatown today ...: They sure are. Los Angeles' big Korean population are sporting big grins as their boys are topping the leaderboard at Hogan's Alley.
What's should we call Riviera if KJ Choi or Kevin Na come through?: Choi's Corner? Na's Nook?
Those just sound like Korean cafes in the mid-Wilshire district ...: Hey, at least I'm trying. But a great round for KJ, who had a 65, and he's never played well at Riviera before because he has a hard time reading the poa annua greens.
Speaking of which, so did Kevin Na ...: Yeah, but that wasn't Kevin's fault. The SoCal boy had a botched laser surgery last year and was practically walking into walls on the Hawaii swing. Somehow, he's managed two Top-5s this year, but now Kevin is wearing contact lenses ...
And as Johnny Nash said, "I Can See Clearly Now" ...: Ahem, yes. But it doesn't give you a hell of a lot of confidence in these dodgy laser doctors, does it?
Nope. What else can you see up there on the leaderboard?: Well, a pair of American Ryder Cup veterans, Chad "Don't Call Me Chav" Campbell and Vaughn Taylor had 4-under 67s. There's no Tiger this week, but it's a great field at Riviera.
It wasn't a good day for the international guys though ...:
Nope. Not unless you're Korean. Sergio Garcia made his '08 PGA Tour debut with a 74, Aussie star Adam Scott shot 73, and Retief Goosen had a rusty 42 on the front-9 and finished with an ugly 79.
Speaking of ugly, no bad scores for Lefty and John Daly today ...: Nope. Phil Mickelson flew his plane 30 minutes from San Diego and checked in with a tidy 68, and Long John managed a 69.
Wow. He might even be sticking around for the weekend then ...: We certainly will be ...


14 Feb, 08 | Comments [0] | Tags: The Masters

England’s Lisa Hall claimed victory in the ANZ Australian Ladies Masters at Royal Pines on Sunday, then claimed her victory was down to a lucky roulette spin.

 

England’s Lisa Hall - ANZ Australian Ladies Masters at Royal Pines  
Lisa Hall - ANZ Australian Ladies Masters  

Florida-based Hall came from one stroke behind overnight leaders Shin Hyunju, Tamie Durdin and defending champion Karrie Webb to post a 203 total, though her one-stroke victory only came after Shin missed a putt from less than a metre.

 

Hall fired a six-under-par 66 in the rain-shortened 54-hole event and was all set to head into a play-off before Shin’s crucial miss at the final hole.

 

"I think it was always going to be a day where it came down to the end.” said the 40-year-old Hall. “It was going to take a low score so in that respect I wasn't surprised. I had time to mark my scorecard so seeing her miss was like 'I won'! It was cool."

 

Cool indeed. Just like her trip to the casino, "We went to the casino earlier this week on Tuesday and 11 is my number. We walked in and went to the roulette table and 11 was the first one in. I said to Mardi (her caddie), 'We're going to win the tournament'. We knew the result before the week started." Make sure you stick the lottery on this week then Lisa…


14 Feb, 08 | Comments [0] | Tags: Golf Central | World Of Random


Davis and Freddie: Always on the same page together ...

It's appropriate today to mark one of our favourite golf couples - even though they're not technically a couple. But they are forever linked: Golf's ultimate wingmen, best buddies and formidable teammates.

On Valentine's Day, when thinking about love and couples, think about the track record of Couples and Love: as in Freddie and Davis III. Couples and Love are growing longer in the tooth these days and their victories on the PGA Tour may be numbered; the future for them probably holds Ryder Cup captaincies and the Champions Tour, and probable Hall of Fame enshrinement.

And what a team Couples and Love have made since Love sought out Freddie in the early '80s as a mentor and potential partner for team matches: "I wanted to meet Fred Couples, hang around Fred Couples and see what he was doing, why he was so good. I was enamored by Fred Couples," Love has admitted.

Both major champions in their own right, Love and Couples have a record in team play that is truly amazing: they won the World Cup of Golf together four straight times (1992-95) and forged a combined record of 6-4-1 when paired in the Ryder Cup and President Cup matches. ... Truly, two of a kind ...



Orange is fine for snow golf, but otherwise, please pack it in ...

On this day in 1982, Wayne Levi missed the boat on Valentine's Day by not playing with a red golf ball festooned with hearts. Why, you might ask? Because in the hazy crazy '80s, Levi and cohort Jerry Pate were pioneers in using flourescent coloured golf balls on the PGA Tour.

And on Valentine's Day 1982, Levi became the first player to win on the Tour without the standard white pill, beating Scott Simpson at the Hawaiian Open with an optic orange golf ball. Now we think Paula Creamer's pink balls are cute, but orange? Please. Thankfully the orange golf ball has died a very timely death, except for its occasional use today, (see above), when a white ball just isn't practical - for example, when you're playing snow golf! ...



Our chance to use pics of Joost Luiten and David Brandson, and we're taking it, dammit! ...

Have you heard of any of these Joes at the top of the leaderboard? ...: Not a man-jack o' them.
What are you now, a pirate?: No, I'm just telling you my limitations of knowledge of the chaps at the top of the leaderboard.
I thought you were some hotshot golf writer that MUM brought in because you know golf like the back of your hand ...: Well, if they wanted someone who can tell you who David Brandson, Joost Luiten, Juan Abbate and Felipe Aguilar are, they should have hired one of those idiot savants who can memorise the whole phone book or something.
Can't you just look it up?: I just did. David Brandson, at 6-under 64, is an Aussie who plays the Asian Tour, and he's obviously not used to giving interviews to reporters.
Why do you say that?: Here's what he had to say: "I putted really well, drove the ball well, too."
I see. Boring! Not a lot of meat to that is there? What about Luiten?: He's a Dutchman from Bleiswijk, has been a pro since 2006, and he's tied with Brandson.
What did Joost have to say?: He said: “I just hit a lot of greens and fairways and gave myself a lot of birdie opportunities.”
Wow, that's not much better. Is there anybody anyone has ever heard of playing here?:
Well, Darren Clarke, Paul McGinley and Oli Fisher are in with 68s. And Rhys Davies, the Welsh Walker Cup star, has got himself a Euro Tour start and is 4-under with the defending champ, Mikko Ilonen. And the young black South African star James Kamte is at 5-under.
Well that's a promising group behind:
Maybe some decent quotes if they can get in the hunt ...
Don't hold your breath ...



Caddie Ronan Flood flirted with danger by beating the boss (Padraig Harrington) at golf ...

Does Natalie Gulbis make a decent caddie? (hmmmn) ... Is rookie star Jason Day really still watching cartoons at the age 20? And does Shivshanker Chowrasia have one of the coolest names in pro golf (yes, he does) ... Read on, our faithful legions of "Rusties", for we shall learn together for yet another week ...



This one goes to 11 ... Spinal Tap's Nigel Tufnel would be proud of Lefty's scorecard ...

The backward exploits of Phil Mickelson and Ernie Els carding sextuples and quads aplenty this week will almost certainly make you feel a lot better about your own game. That’s right, the world’s best have their embarrassing moments and it’s only fair we revel in their lapses that remind us they are human after all. So to give you that extra boost by showing you that even the world’s best golfers have bad days at the office, here are some other high scores on holes for you to snigger at. “Fore!”



Minnesota lass Patty Berg - a giant in the women's game ...

On this day in 1918 women's golf pioneer Patty Berg and founder of the LPGA Tour was born Minneapolis, Minnesota. A bit of a tomboy, Berg played American football with the boys as a teenager, and even served for three years as a lieutenant in the US Marines during World War II.

But it was in the 1950s that Berg - nicknamed "Dynamite" - made her indelible mark on women's golf, becoming the sport's first dominant ladies' professional player in the United States. A freckle-faced and friendly redhead, Berg won 60 tournaments, including 15 LPGA major titles, and is estimated to have given golf lessons to as many as a half-million new players before her death from Alzheimer's in 2006 ...



Aussie stud Adam Scott is in L.A. looking for easy California chicks and his 6th PGA Tour win ...

One of the better venues on Tour, Riviera is damn tough test of golfing aptitude. Since Tiger’s got the week off to learn how to play matchplay, we reckon one of these youngsters might take the top spot. This week’s tips are:

Adam Scott @ 14/1: After his stunning win in Qatar, Butch’s man has finally found his top form this season.
Justin Rose @ 33/1: Europe’s top golfer last year, we back him all the way to get one over on the yanks.
Charles Howell @ 33/1: Defending champion this week, the little fella loves this course and we reckon he’ll feature come Sunday.

Last week’s picks: Phil Mickelson (missed cut); Vijay Singh (2nd); Andres Romero (missed cut).



Paul McGinley is either upset at his drive or the smelly dog just out of shot ...

Not a strong field this week at the Indonesia Open, so after last weeks picks failed to deliver on Sunday, this new mix of new kids and veterans might earn you few quid. This week’s picks are:

Paul McGinley @ 18/1: If the Irishman can find his putting boots, this could be a long overdue return to success for the Ryder Cupper.
Shiv Kapur @ 28/1: Has shown signs of form but just can’t put four good rounds together, this week it might be all change for the man from India.
Oli Fisher @ 33/1: Such a bright young prospect, we think it’s about time he made his mark on Tour.

Last week’s picks: Graeme McDowell (tied 12th); Ernie Els (tied 6th); Darren Clarke (63rd).


13 Feb, 08 | Comments [1] | Tags: Golf Central | Golf Clubs | Golf Equipment

The new Scotty Cameron: better looking than Cameron Diaz in a ra-ra skirt...

Scotty Cameron putters by Titleist are expanding their range with the new Studio Select putters, and the popular club maker is set to release the new clubs in the UK on March 15th.

The new line is four Newport models, with each of the new clubs available in 33”, 34” and 35”. Titleist are offering two different body styles and three different neck configurations to help you pick the right club in both appearance and length.

The Newport, Newport 1.5, Newport 2 and Newport 2 Mid Slant also feature a high toe set-up and a stepless steel shaft for a clean unbroken playing appearance. A soft 303 stainless material delivers a crisp solid feel on impact and has created durability with a timeless style. The Newport 2 is also available left handed in all three lengths, and you can expect to be paying in the region of £220 for the club.


12 Feb, 08 | Comments [0] | Tags: Golf Central | Golf News | Media Watch


Hmmm ... I'm backing the Trumpster ...

Ryder Cup veteran Colin Montgomerie has given his backing to the plans of American moneyman Donald Trump to build a £1bn golf resort in Aberdeenshire, reports BBC Sport. The Scot has taken time off from trying to work his way up the European rankings and his upcoming wedding in April to comment on a venture he thinks will benefit the game in Scotland.

"I think it can only raise standards, so I encourage that investment within Scotland and within the game of golf," said Montgomerie. "I know Donald well having played many of his courses and anything he does is of top quality."

But not everyone is a fan of the entrepreneur’s proposal. Planning permission for the £1bn golf, hotel and housing development has been rejected by a single vote by Aberdeenshire Council.The planning application is now the subject of an inquiry at the Scottish Parliament since ministers took charge of it after the vote at council level.

His television show The Apprentice may be a hit across the pond, but Trump hasn’t had it all his own way with his golfing ventures over the years. In 2004, Trump National Golf Club situated just outside Los Angeles caused a stir with the locals after he tried to rename the access road Trump National Drive. The opposers vented their anger in e-mails to the city that perhaps Ego Aisle, Narcissism Lane, or "Burn Trump Drive" might be more appropriate, according to the local newspaper.



Joker Jake gets ready to chuck his wife Jan in the lake after winning at Torrey Pines in 1995 ...

On this day in 1995, PGA Tour veteran Peter Jacobsen showed everybody he wasn't just a goofy, likeable guy, and that he was a force to be reckoned with, firing 269 to win the Buick Invitational at Torrey Pines for his second straight win.

Jacobsen, who had suffered with injuries in recent seasons and was best known for his oddball imitations of famous golfers, had just returned to full-time golf, and his Buick win was Jake's second in a row, following on the heels of his win the previous week at Pebble Beach, as he smoked Mark Calcavecchia, Mike Hulbert, Hal Sutton and Kirk Triplett by four strokes. It was the sixth of Jake's seven career PGA Tour titles ...


12 Feb, 08 | Comments [0] | Tags: Golf Central | Golf Equipment


Taylor Made's Rossa Monza Spider putter is so top secret, there are no pics of the gizmo on the manufacturer's site. But here's one in JB Holmes' hand ...

Taylor Made appear to have got it spot on with their new Rossa Monza Spider putter. As used by last week’s winner JB Holmes, the putter has become an immediate hit with tour professionals and has got those blokes down at Taylor Made headquarters tingling with excitement. Despite looking more like a fighter jet than any kind of arachnid, the brain-boxes behind the new model say that by increasing its moment of inertia even further, it’s the most forgiving putter they have produced to date.

The putter has adopted the popular technological advance of Movable Weight Technology that was originally introduced in drivers which allows substantial weight to be concentrated in areas far from the face, helping to move the centre of gravity further back. This has been combined with a strong steel frame and aluminium core, which adds to the stability of the club.

It doesn’t take a genius to know that you usually miss putts because you mis-strike the ball, causing the club head to twist and the ball to roll off line. But testing has shown that off-centre strikes roll better than ever with this baby. Make of this what you will, but the Spider has a rating 75 per cent higher than the extremely popular Oddysey White Hot putter 2-Ball putter.

The facts do sound impressive. Already a proven winner and a popular choice for professionals, it sounds like you’d be foolish to leave it out of your bag when it comes to your shops in March. ... Let's just hope it can help Sergio …



Darren Clarke: Public enemy No. 1 on Utah golf courses ...

Picture the scene: Darren Clarke fancies a relaxing round of golf in Salt Lake County, Utah, and strolls the fairways enjoying the scenery whilst tugging on the odd stogie. Sounds fair enough to me, but if a county council vote is passed next week then smoking will be banned anywhere on a Salt Lake County-owned golf courses. The proposals mean that golfers found smoking on a course in the area will be thrown off the premises, so you don’t have to worry about jail time if the urge becomes too strong. The proposed ban would also extend to dozens of public parks, trails and outdoor recreation areas.

Republican County Councilman David Wilde had this to say on the matter. "We have the right - given the [U.S. surgeon general's] finding that there is no safe level of exposure to second-hand smoke - to say that we are not going to tolerate it."

But the Democrat Jenny Wilson reflects the views of the smokers among you and is intending on pushing an amendment that would curb smoking in clubhouses, but not on the fairways: "As long as it is not affecting someone else," she said, "I don't think it's my duty to regulate." Hear hear! ...



The pixie-ish Cameron Diaz ... ermm, sorry, Melissa Reid ...

It has come to our attention (don't ask how we know, we just do, and it's just that computers do tabulating in the background while we're trying to make them do what we want them to do) that some of you ... ahem ... have been searching your fave golf website (that's us, btw) for pictures of the young English golf starlet Melissa Reid.

Well, it may be a matter of opinion, and we're not really sure all the time what you're after, but never let it be said that In Golf We Trust does not give you the goods. Just consider this a back-handed "letter to the editor" with the editor's reply.

So! ... here, in fact, is not just one picture of Melissa Reid, but two. Take into account the one on the site front, and that's three pics of the Derbyshire lass who is making her way at the age of 20 on the Ladies' European Tour and is one of pro golf's top young female talents.

Mind you, Melissa reckons she looks a bit like Cameron Diaz ... and we're not ones to argue with that. Perhaps not our cuppa tea, but hey, what ever floats your boats, fellas. But just in case this missive seems lacking in editorial focus (other than in response to "letters to the editor") here's our kernel: Congrats on being third on the LET money list so far this year, Melissa.


12 Feb, 08 | Comments [0] | Tags: Golf Central | Golf News | Media Watch | US Open


Boss ... hey Boss! ... I wanna play here ...

Oh, what a beauty! ... The US Golf Association, more than 100 years old now, is starting to show some sense. Here's the latest announcement from USGA HQ: The practically brand-spanking-new Chambers Bay (above pic) on Puget Sound, Washington state, a daily-fee stunner which has only been open since last June, will be the site of the 2015 US Open. The course will also host the 2010 US Amateur.

The links course, designed by Robert Trent Jones Jr with its old-school Scottish feel in the hopes of attracting a major championship, is the latest in a line of courses accessible to the public which have found their way onto the US Open rota, following Bethpage Black (New York) and Torrey Pines South (California). It's also rated the best new course of 2007 by Golfweek and Travel & Leisure Golf Magazine.

But what a honey this is. The former sand and gravel quarry costs anywhere from $75-171 to play 18 holes, but Chambers Bay will have no problem attracting spectators or players ... the seaside links is only 20 minutes from Tacoma, Washington, and only an hour's drive from grunge-capital Seattle. The course only has one mature tree, but when the tree looks like Chambers Bay's does, who cares?

Which leaves us only one question: When can we go, boss? When can we go? (OK, that's the same question twice, but the point remains the same).



Arnie in 1973 ... the last of 62 PGA Tour wins ...

On this day in 1973, Arnold Palmer finished the Bob Hope Desert Classic in Palm Springs, California with an aggregate of 343, for his fifth win in the event, and the 62nd of Palmer's PGA Tour career. Arnie nipped Jack Nicklaus and Johnny Miller by two strokes on top of a star-studded leaderboard. What no one could have predicted was that the win would be the last of Palmer's storied career, at the age of 43. Palmer would go on, however, to win twice more in Europe, once in Canada, and 10 times on the Senior PGA Tour ...



Lowery to Singh: 'Got your bus pass? Let's go get our senior special at Denny's!'

Have I gone back into a time machine? Is it true that Steve Lowery just beat Vijay Singh in a playoff?:
Yes and no. Lowery did win Pebble, beating Vijay, but it's well and truly 2008, and not 1985.
Who woke up all the old guys?: I don't know. I know a lot of people come to the Monterey Peninsula, but I never expected them to hold the Clambake and have a Champions Tour event break out.
Are you sure these guys have PGA Tour cards? Shouldn't they have free bus passes?: You're not far off. But out of 180 professionals who started this celebrity-infested affair, the two guys left standing ... well, can barely stand up.
So when the dust settled ...: Dust indeed. Vijay's new swing didn't hold up in the playoff and he played it, well ... like an old man. He banged two shots into the sand on the playoff on the 18th, and Lowery made an easy 1-2-3 birdie, and that was that.
So did you imagine Steve Lowery being a winner in 2008?: Em, no. He was No. 148 on the tour's money list last year, ranked only No. 305 in the world, and only had two PGA Tour wins - in 1994 and 2000. Both of those were in playoffs, by the way ...
Jeez, at 47, Lowery is the oldest winner in the 71-year history of this tournament ...: He's old enough to have listened to Bing Crosby. On 78rpm records. And Vijay's no spring chicken either, just a few days short of his 45th birthday.
Corey Pavin did pretty well, too.: Yeah, but maybe he's getting too old for this game. He's 48, and the little old geezer finished one shot out of the playoff.
Yawn ... I'm getting tired ...: Me too. What are you going to do?
I don't know. Trim the hedges, potter around in my toolshed, listen to the radio ...: Wake me up before you go-go ...



Local flavour: SPP Chowrasia is an Indian Master, indeed ...

We've got a winner! ...: We certainly do ... Except for the 1.1 billion Indians who could have gotten into this tournament to watch their native son emerge victorious.
Oh, well ... I suppose they still think cricket is a better game ...: Ahem ... I'll reserve my comments-slash-criticism for another time, another site.
So, will Shiv Shankar Prasad Chowrasia be as famous as a cricketer in his native land?: He should be. Nobody tampers with the ball in golf, players call their own penalties on themselves, and while a round of golf might last 6 hours, at least it doesn't bloody well last 5 days.
So what's his story?: It's a pretty good one. Skinny little former caddie, 29 years old with a past full of struggles, overcomes a close-to-world-class field, including the world No. 4, to take the inaugural Masters in his own country.
A bit like Lee Trevino?: A stretch, but not a bad one. SSP Chowrasia thought he had no chance of winning in Delhi, and now he's fully qualified to play full-time in Asia and Europe, and has his sights set on the US PGA Tour.
How did he do it?: Graft and guile, as they say. Chowrasia came up with a closing 67 on a tough and tricky layout that had Europe's best pros baffled, and he ended up beating the red-hot Irish veteran Damien McGrane by two shots.
And what about the Big Easy?: It wasn't so easy for Ernie Els, who came home with a 71 that was only good enough for a tie for sixth.
What a great day for Indian golf though ...: Indeed. It was a great week. Out of the top 20 finishers in a field that had a host of European stars, four were Indians, including the first-round leader Jyoti Randhawa, who shot the lowest round of the tournament with a 65 on Thursday.
So what does India need to do to make golf more popular among the masses?: Paint the ball red?
Quiet. It's going to be a long flight ...: No problem. Just think about the beautiful, languorous game of cricket. That should help you sleep ...


11 Feb, 08 | Comments [0] | Tags: Golf Central | Golf News | Media Watch


Arjun Atwal will find out soon if he is to face vehicular homicide charges in Florida ...

The trouble continues for India’s Arjun Atwal, whose fate will be made known in the next few weeks following the European Tour player’s involvement in a fatal 2007 car crash near his home in Orlando, Florida. The Florida Highway Patrol has found the death of a central Florida businessman to be “a vehicular homicide’’ and forwarded its investigation to the State Attorney’s Office.

According to the FHP, witnesses said Atwal, 34, who lives in nearby Windermere, and John Noah Park, 48, a video-company production executive, were racing at speeds in excess of 90 mph when they lost control of their vehicles on a four-lane road in southwest Orange County. Park was killed but Atwal was not injured.

No arrests have been made, and it is up to the Flordia state attorney to decide whether to take the FHP report’s recommendation to court. Charges could range from racing, which in Florida is a second-degree misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in jail, to vehicular homicide, a third-degree felony that carries a maximum of five years in jail.

This could be a huge setback for Atwal, who has been trying to get his golf career back on track starting last week in his home country at the Indian Masters where he finished in a tie for 15th following a disappointing final round of 76. Atwal has two European Tour wins to his name; the most recent came in 2003 at the Carlsberg Malaysian Open where he held off a challenge from Retief Goosen.



Hoch: This old stick is just fine, thank you ...

If in doubt, as a golfer you should simply go back to what you do best – hitting golf balls. That’s the philosophy Scott Hoch took on board down the stretch on Sunday at the Old Course in Broken Sound and it paid some serious dividends, $247,000 to be precise.

Rather than letting the gusty conditions affect his shot selection, Hoch went back to basics to birdie five of his last eight holes to win the 2008 Allianz Championship and his second Champions Tour title. The historians among you may well remember Hoch for missing ‘that putt’ to win the  1989 US Masters from two feet allowing Nick Faldo to snatch victory on the very next hole. Thankfully for Hoch, there were no such problems this week.

Hoch’s birdie burst gave him 14-under total and a one shot victory over Brad Bryant and Bruce Lietzke. Last week’s winner Jerry Pate couldn’t repeat his Sunday best this time around but he’ll his finish in 9th capped an impressive fortnight for the 54-year-old. "It wasn't looking good today," Hoch said. "I just went back to basics instead of hitting shots according to conditions."

Hoch dedicated his win to his caddie Greg Rita, who is recovering from chemotherapy treatment for a brain tumour. "Hopefully, he gets to come back and caddy for me again." Get well soon Greg …

Ladies European Tour: There was some British success in the world of golf this week. “Liar!” we hear you cry, but this is not a joke. England’s Lisa Hall shot a superb final round 66 to win the ANZ Australian Ladies Masters at Royal Pines on Sunday by a single shot from Shin Hyun-ju.

Shin, who held the lead throughout the final day, missed a 3-foot par putt on the final hole to get into a playoff with Hall. The missed putt moved her back into second place on her own.

With tears in her eyes, Shin called her missed putt "a bad stroke." Not that Hall cared too much, her victory increased her earnings for the season up to over 50,000 euros and placed her top of the money list after two events. Hall, from Stoke-on-Trent, who came from being behind the three overnight leaders to clinch the win, was shocked that Shin three-putted from 25 feet on the last. “I certainly thought I’d be in a play-off. In golf all sorts of things can happen so I was on the lucky end of it today I think.

“I wouldn’t wish badly on her [Shin] but I was quite relieved that it didn’t go in.” A great win for Hall, lets hope the men can follow suit …



The Shark is 53 today ...

On this day in 1955, Greg Norman, aka the Great White Shark, was born in Queensland, Australia, and became one of golf's most famous icons of the last 25 years - and one of the sport's wealthiest entrepreneurs, turning himself into a global brand.

While the big blonde Aussie may not have won as often and he and his admirers would have liked, Norman won 20 times on the PGA Tour and captured two majors - the '86 and '93 British Opens. Although Norman is probably better known for the majors he threw away or lost in excruciating fashion, his place in golf's modern history is secure ...



Rookie Dustin "DJ" Johnson rolls it on his run to into contention at Pebble ...

So, after all the celebrity chucking on Saturday, what's the score, Mac?:
Why are you calling me Mac?
I don't know ...: OK, weirdo. But the field has finally been cut at the Clambake and we've got 60 guys left for the final round at Pebble.
OK, who's on top, then?: Well, you've got veteran Dudley Hart, who is a surprise at 9-under since he hasn't led going into the final round in 10 years. And he's tied with Vijay Singh, who is a real threat to win his 32nd PGA Tour title.
Wow, Vijay must have been working hard on his game ...: As usual. The big Fijian will be 45 in a couple of weeks, but there's no slowing down his work rate on the range. Only Vijay Singh would work so hard to rebuild his swing at the age of 44, but that's Vijay.
So, if Vijay or Dudley don't win, who else has a chance?: Well Michael Allen, the 49-year-old warhorse who has never won on the PGA Tour, is the sentimental favourite. He's tied with young hotshot rookie Dustin Johnson at 7-under-par. Michael Allen made his professional debut in the year Dustin, who looks like a great young talent was born.
That would be a real pairing for the ages ...:
Indeed, but because of the pro-am format, DJ and Allen won't be paired together. That's because the 25 pro-am teams are still in the tournament, Hart is playing with Vijay and DJ in a three-man final pairing as the pros go off staggered tees.
So are you backing DJ then?:
Nope, Vijay. But I like DJ's chances if the weather calms down it turns into a shootout.
DJ Vijay ... isn't he playing a trip-hop gig a some horrible nightclub in London that costs 15 quid to get into?:
Probably ...



Jacquelin hopes to bury the rest of the field in Delhi GC's 13th century Lodhi tombs ...

Ouch ...:  Too many Guinnesses then last night?
Perhaps. I'm not sure Guinness in India is a really great idea ...: I'm with you on that one. By the look of the leaderboard, perhaps our Irishmen might have had a jar or two as well.
The course showed its teeth today ...: It sure did. So much for the bad rap Asian courses get about not being tough enough for the world's best. Ernie Els has been raving about this layout all week.
Well, Damien McGrane and Graeme McDowell are still in it ...: Indeed they are. But it's going to be a tough final round for anyone who wants to claim this first Indian Masters title.
Who's your pick then?: Hard to say. I wouldn't rule out one of the Irishmen ... McGrane and McDowell are both minus-5, just a shot behind Raphaël Jacquelin.
Yeah, but I see a Big name on the board now as well ...: You're right. The Big Easy, Ernie Els, carded the only round in the 60s, a 69 that carried him to within four of the French leader.
Can Ernie win then?: Sure, but anyone can, really. The two Indian lads, Arjun Atwal and SSP Chowrasia are also in the mix at 4-under, so really it's anyone's cup of tea.
Mmmmm, a cuppa is exactly what I need ... So who's your pick then?: I'm not making one today. This is just too close.
Wimp!: Drunk!



Herron gives some lumps back to Pebble, with extra broccoli ...

Now there's a guy I finally recognise ...: Indeed. It's hard to miss Tim "Lumpy" Herron because you can see him for miles as he duck-walks his way up the Monterey Peninsula.
I like Tim Herron. Glad to see him doing well ...: Sure, everyone likes Lumpy. The big 250-pounder with the cherubic face is our leader by one for now, but every thundering, ponderous step he takes toward Sunday is another step toward his first title on the PGA Tour since he won his fourth at the Colonial in 2006.
Want to hear my favourite Tim Herron story?: Go on then.
That he actually likes broccoli ... He just likes cheeseburgers better. I love the guy ...: Everybody does. Lumpy's our leader at 7-under, but there are 179 other players at Pebble, so we might as well talk about some of them, too.
Fire away ...: Well, the leaderboard is a great big old mess. You can't make sense of it until tomorrow, after everyone has played at least one round on each of the three courses, then they make the cut.
Who's close? ...: Well, Michael Allen for one. The 49-year-old warhorse with no Tour wins in 300 starts is a shot behind Lumpy at minus-6, alongside last week's winner JB Holmes, Ray's son Robert Floyd, and Florida's Nicholas Thompson.
OK what about the other stars?: Well, George Lopez outdid himself. The comedian still had his Daniel Chopra wig/visor on, but Friday he was wearing a full kilt as well. That's a hell of an outfit.
I meant the golf stars. How did the Shark do with all the pressure of his future bride Chrissie Evert watching him?: Better, actually. Greg Norman shot 70 at Spyglass, much better than his 76 on Thursday, so with a good third round at Pebble golf's newest glamour couple might stick around til Sunday.
Sounds good. But he's not the Aussie I'm interested in. How did the cocky 20-year-old Aussie Jason Day do?: He's right there. The youngest player on the PGA Tour fired a 70 at Spyglass as well and he's 5-under. But he's got to get around Tim Herron first ...
And that's a big, slow-moving wide-load, baby ...: Let's get a cheeseburger ...



Scotsmen pucker up with their silverware: Bernard Gallacher and the '95 Ryder Cup, and Sandy Lyle and the '85 Claret Jug ...

Burns Night was weeks ago, but this day in history is a good day to be born a Scotsman, especially if you want to win major golf championships or Ryder Cups. For it was on this day in 1949 that Bernard Gallacher OBE was born in Bathgate, became one of Europe's best players in the '70s, and went on to win the 1995 Ryder Cup as captain. ... and on this day in 1958, two-time major champion and humble hero Sandy Lyle was born in Shrewsbury, though he's Scottish through and through ...



Birdies (in this case a peacock) were chasing Ireland's Damien McGrane all day ...

Top o' the mornin', it's a good day to be Irish! ...: Since when are you even one bit Irish, mate?
Well, I'm not at all, really ... I just fancy a pint of Guinness ...: Me too! And I'm with you on that Irish thing. It was a good day for Damien McGrane. The 36-year-old from County Meath had four birdies on the back today to finish with a 69, two shots ahead of the pack at 8-under.
Yeah, and what about that other Irishman ...:
I was just getting to him. Yes, Graeme McDowell is in a three-way tie at 6-under with South Africa's Hendrik Buhrmann and Frenchy Raphaël Jacquelin.
So, do we get to have that pint of Guinness then?: Yes! Just hold your horses! Working before drinking! ... So what did you think of McGrane, other than the fact he gave you an excuse for a Guinness?
I think he was watching Tiger Woods last week ...: I was thinking the same thing. McGrane played the last two rounds in Dubai with the Big Cat and saw up close how it's done. We'll really see if he learned anything this weekend.
Jyoti Randhawa hasn't learned anything ...: Puzzling, that. The guy is from New Delhi, fires a stunner of a 65 yesterday, and then completely came unglued Friday. He forgot what course he was on, how to play golf, and shot 77, getting lapped by three other Indians, including his brother-in-law Digvijay Singh.
He looked shell-shocked out there ...: Another guy walking around in a bit of a daze is Ernie Els. Ernie's spent most of the week how he loves this course, it's tight, challenging, and there's cool things like 13th century Lohdi tombs and peacocks all over the place.
But he hasn't been able to get it together, has he?: Well, Ernie barely made the cut after following up a 75 with a 70. But he's going to need some hot golf to jump over all these guys ahead of him.
I think he looks hungover. Speaking of hangovers, it's Friday night. Where's my Guinness man? McGrane's not going to have the lead forever ...:
Look it up on Google and we'll go get one or seven ... There's gotta be an Irish pub in Delhi, there's an Irish pub everywhere, even in Dubai ...
I've already got it ... The Dublin Pub in the Maurya Sheraton in the Diplomatic Enclave ...: Beat you to it! ...



Play 'Spot the Real Daniel Chopra' ...

So where are all the celebrities then?...:
Well, they're not on the leaderboard, that's for sure. But there are a few of 'em hanging about as always at the Crosby.
Will you stop calling it the Crosby please? What are you, 85 years old?: Sorry. Well, as I was saying, there are some beautiful people about, not to mention the stunning weather.
Who was the main attraction among the celebrities?: Well he's not all that attractive really, but you had to love the comedian George Lopez with his spiked and bleached wig-visor to imitate his playing partner, the big Swindian Daniel Chopra.
That's hilarious ... What shall we call that?: Chopra himself said he was going by the name of "Chopez" the rest of the week. The Kapalua winner is 3-under by the way.
Well, the tournament needed another comedian after Bill Murray pulled out ...: Daniel Chopez will have to do then ...
I like his style. So who the hell are these other guys?: Kent Jones, Roland Thatcher, Brad Adamonis and John Mallinger?
Yeah ...: No idea. But I have an idea we'll find out if they keep playing like this. Jones, from New Mexico, is your leader at 6-under, with the other three guys a shot behind.
How about our defending champ, Phil Mickelson?:
Well, it didn't start out too good for Lefty, but he sucked it up with a birdie-eagle-birdie finish at Poppy Hills to rescue his tournament with a 71.
Anything else?: What do you think of the usual six-hour rounds at Pebble?
I think they suck.: Me too, so does Greg Norman, who grumbled his way to a 76.
Well, Greg and I agree on more than just the fact that Chrissie Evert is still hot ...: Amen to that.



Jack Lemmon just kept on hacking at Pebble ...

On this day in 1925, the Oscar-winning actor Jack Lemmon was born in an elevator in a Newton, Massachusetts hospital, and went on to a lifetime of success in Hollywood and frustration at Pebble Beach.

Lemmon's name will forever be linked to the PGA Tour's annual celebrity-fest on the Monterey Peninsula just like Bing Crosby, the tournament's first host, whose legendary parties gave the tournament (now the AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am) its nickname of "The Clambake." And Lemmon was beloved by golf fans who could see themselves in the star's hapless game: The actor was an avid but fairly awful golfer ...


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 Cobra irons: see what happens if you leave them in the hands of a four-year old with a lego fixation


Cobra have unveiled new versions of their S9 and FP irons for 2008 - and they'll coming to a club near you soon, unless you're one of our readers from Qatar, that is.

The S9 irons have been designed for maximum accuracy, distance and feel while using the lightweight three-piece polymer topline to redistribute weight lower in the heel and toe. Combine that with the low profile and wide sole and you get more from the clubs than ever before.
 
The Men’s set includes 4-iron to gap wedge and will retail at £438 (steel) and £533 (graphite). This graphite version is also available for Seniors and Ladies and will include 5-iron to gap wedge.
 
Cobra’s FP range has been re-engineered to help players benefit from a balance of playability and forgiveness. The sleeker head design and full cavity backed plate with urethane membrane gives the club a great look.
 
A relieved mid-width sole design offers greater MOI and precision weighting to provide solid playability in a wide variety of conditions.
 
The Men’s set includes 4-iron to gap wedge and will retail at £346 (steel) and £415 (graphite). Like the S9 range, the Seniors and Ladies clubs are available in graphite (£415), and cover from 5-iron to gap wedge.
 
Golfers are also getting the chance to feel the Cobra’s performance as they head on a tour over 400 golf clubs in the UK between March and July.




Mickelson: so much authority off the tee the galleries salute him

This week's one of our favourite tournaments, the AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am. After last week's washout, we're punting more in hope than expectation, so here goes nothing!

Phil Mickelson @ 7/2:
Second place last week, only too happy to dominate matters when Tiger’s not around.

Vijay Singh @25/1:
Not so much of a hunch as a sympathy vote for an out-of-former. Come on Vijay, bring it all back!

Andres Romero @ 100/1:
We just want the titchy Argentinian to win big, sooner rather than later.

Last week’s picks:
Mike Weir (tied 43rd)
Trevor Immelman (missed cut)
Daniel Chopra (tied 43rd)



GMac: not to be confused with the iMac, the Big Mac or the Pac-a-Mac

OK, so the tournament’s already started, but you know how it is sometimes –  even The Bet Detective has eat, sleep get a train up to Wemberlee to watch Fabio and the boys in action.
This week’s tips are:

Graeme McDowell @ 14/1: We tip him all the time and he only just missed out last week, coming tied 5th.

Ernie Els @ 20/1: Already 10 shots behind the lead, but we’re betting he’ll be back in the thick of it by the weekend

Darren Clarke@ 40/1: It’s a Northern Ireland conspiracy, but we think he may figure come Sunday.

Last week’s picks:
Sergio Garcia (tied 19th)
Nick Dougherty (missed cut)
Graeme McDowell (tied 5th)



Local knowledge: Delhi's own Jyoti Randhawa cracks his approach for eagle on 18 ...

So I notice not all of India turned up despite the free tickets ...: Which is probably a good thing. It would be a tight squeeze out here with 1.1 billion souls around.
Well they could have been cheering on their local hero from Delhi ...:
Indeed. Little Jyoti Randhawa played a stellar round, with an eagle on the last to take a two-shot cushion over Richard Finch and red-hot Irishman Damien McGrane.
7-under is pretty a hot start for Jyoti ...: Yes, it's a shame though he might be better known in Europe, where he had four Top 10s last year, than he is in his native land.
Yeah, but the world knows Jyoti. He's No. 85 in the world now ...: And he's got a bit of star power. He's married to the Bollywood actress Chitrangada Singh, the sister of fella India pro Digvijay Singh, and you don't usually pull like that in India unless you're a cricketer.
I like his approach ... tee it high and let it fly ...: Me too. Hey, if he keeps this up, maybe they might get a couple thousand out here for the weekend to watch the local boy.
Ernie Els must be happy all 1.1 billion Indians didn't turn up ...:
Yes. His plus-three round wasn't much to look at, especially as the Big Easy was the Big Draw here at the inaugural Indian Masters. Now Ernie needs a great round just to stick around in India for the weekend.
I bet he's got a severe case of Delhi belly right now ...: I bet he has. Speaking of which, I fancy a curry ... What are we having?
I'll take whatever Jyoti Randhawa's cooking up any day ...



What's different between Byron and Tiger? Well, for one, Tiger plays his events in full colour ...

Peering into the past the other day in our daily On This Day In History feature, as we examined the amazing feats of Byron Nelson in 1945  - the year in which Lord Byron won 18 tournaments including 11 in a row, the spectre of Tiger reared his so-hard-to-ignore head.


In a look back through published histories and articles by our esteemed golf-writing colleagues (many in the sentimental haze of Nelson's 2006 passing, mind you), it's a nearly unanimqous verdict that no one - not even Tiger Woods, can match or break Byron Nelson's mark of 11 straight victories in '45. We're here to say not so fast ...



The late Payne Stewart won at Pebble in '99, while Frank the Second seethed ...

On this day in 1999, a rainstorm cancelled the final round of the AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, denying Frank Lickliter II a chance to earn his first PGA Tour victory from a shot behind. And although Lickliter now has II victories next to his name - just like the oh-so-important II Roman numerals next to his name - you know it must have p-o'ed old Frank II to miss a chance at Victory No. I. Even if it meant he would have had to play in the rain.

Instead, on this day in 1999, because of the showers at Pebble, II-time major-winner and American hero Payne Stewart was awarded the next-to-last trophy of his 23-victory pro career before his life was claimed in a tragic plane crash in October of that year ... But don't worry. In case you sense a theme here, Big Frank II wasn't done yet ...



Pink Rose of the Desert: Martin Kaymer makes pastels manly in Abu Dhabi, Qatar and Dubai ...

What the hell do Martin Kaymer's suitcase-packing habits, Phil Mickelson's sexy voice, and 1.1 billion cricket-mad Indians have to do with golf? Not to mention the ever-reaching wit and wisdom of Fred Couples? ... Read on, our faithful legions of "Rusties", for we shall learn together for yet another week ...



11-year-old Drew Fockler got a birds-eye view of the Super Bowl courtesy of Phil Mickelson ...

Phil Mickelson is either the nicest man in the world or crazy. Standing at the third tee on day four of the FBR Open, his caddie Jim “Bones” Mackay approached Drew Fockler and his father saying Mickelson wanted to talk to them. Sure enough, an envelope was handed to the pair with Super Bowl tickets inside.

“I thought it would be fun to give it to a father-son (group),” said Mickelson when asked about his kind gesture. “What an incredible humanitarian Phil Mickelson is,” said the elder Fockler, John.

If Mickelson had known when he gave away his Row Ten Seat One ticket to the 11-year-old that the Giants would beat the Patriots 17-14 in a classic for the ages, maybe he would have given up his “please like me image” for a bit of self-greed. Mind you, not much surprises us: We've seen Pedro Guerrero, perhaps one of the most vilified players of baseball's steroids era, give away a wad of tickets for baseball's All-Star Game with just a smile and no strings attached. Here's what our pals at the Arizona Republic had to say.



Heroic spaceman Alan Shepard in 1971, and combating gravity like the rest of us on Earth in 1995 ...

On this day in 1971, at the end of the second successful moonwalk of the Apollo 14 space mission, US Navy Captain Alan B. Shepard became the only person (to our knowledge) to hit a golf ball on the moon.

Conspiracy theorists, internet wackos, and all sorts will say that Shepard was never even on the moon at all, let alone crushing a golf ball for "miles and miles and miles" with a 6-iron that he smuggled onboard the spacecraft inside his space suit. Let's just say that modern-day big-hitters like JB Holmes and Tiger Woods couldn't hit one quite as far as Capt. Shepard muscled up on his 6-iron, many moons away. We like the story just the way it is ...



Green jackets for Ollie in '94 and '99, flanking the way he won them ...

On this day in 1966, one of golf's finest but unluckiest golf champions of the modern era was born in Hondarribia, in Spain's Basque region: José María Olazábal.

Breaking onto the scene as a junior, Ollie won the (British) Amateur in 1984 at the age of 18. And it wasn't long before Olazábal made his mark as a pro: Despite a career plagued by bizarre injuries, Olazábal is the proud owner of two Green Jackets, has been a force on Europe's Ryder Cup teams, and is renowned as one of the most creative scramblers of the modern day ...



Lefty made the run everyone expected, but big JB Holmes had the birdies behind him ...

And now we see how the big the gap is between No. 1 and No. 2 in the world ...: Big. You've got that right. Just when you thought the FBR couldn't produce nearly the drama of what happened in Dubai, we had Lefty charging back to nearly win the thing from four shots down.
That's what Tiger did in Dubai, isn't it?: He sure did. But hometown boy Phil Mickelson just couldn't pull it off for his 33rd PGA Tour win. He played a brilliant closing round, got to 14-under, which should have been 15-under had he not been unlucky with a putt that grazed the hole on the last.
Still, Phil got into a playoff, didn't he?: Yes, but instead of sealing the deal, he got overpowered by young JB Holmes, who had a slice of the lead for most of the last three rounds. But JB got it done. And that's two wins now for the huge-hitting 25-year-old from Kentucky, both in Scottsdale.
How did JB do that?: He simply overpowered Phil Mickelson. He came up with a clutch birdie on the 18th to tie Phil in the clubhouse in regulation, then blew Phil away with pure power on the first playoff hole.
That was a heck of a tee shot ...: I'm not sure heck describes it properly. It was herculean. Phil split the fairway with his driver, then JB cranked a 359-yarder that left him a little wedge to the green. He outdrove Mickelson, who is a long hitter, by nearly 80 yards.
So all this stuff the club-makers say about distance is true, then?: In this case it was ... it was a matter of feet and inches. Mickelson had a gap wedge for his approach on the playoff hole, but he was wide by 20 feet from 137 yards out. Whereas Holmes just flipped a little wedge shot onto the green from 72 yards out and made the eight-footer ...
And the rest, they say, is history ...: And Phil Mickelson will just have to wait to carve out another niche of his history, while Tiger just did it ... again.
What's next?: Well, Tiger takes a couple of weeks off and Phil Mickelson regroups himself for Pebble Beach, where he's defending champ. And you should re-group a bit, yourself ...
Speaking of re-grouping, or should I say re-groupie-ing, where did Camilo Villegas finish?: I shouldn't even answer that question, but since you asked, 5-under, tied for 34th.
So-so week for him after his hot start ...:
I didn't say what he was 5-under ...
We'd better clean it up before we hit Pebble Beach ...: We'd better had.



Byron Nelson: 18 wins in 1945 and 11 in a row ...

On this day in 1912, in Fort Worth, Texas, a quiet gentleman who holds at least two of the records that Tiger Woods will probably never break, was born: the great legend, Byron Nelson. One thing that Tiger won't do for certain is to quit competitive golf while he's on top, as Nelson did at the age of 34 in 1946. But a year earlier, Nelson had a season that probably not even Tiger can match.

In 1945 (and despite the misconception that Nelson was competing against weakened fields because of World War II), Nelson won 18 tournaments on the PGA Tour, including a streak of 11 in a row. But those were different days ...



You almost could have predicted this outcome ... except you couldn't, really ...

I told you that thing about Tiger wearing red on Sundays ...: Oh god, now you're going to start stating the obvious. Why don't you state what's really obvious about Dubai this year?
What's that?: That it was an absolutely cracking finish.
I'll have to agree with you there ...: It was almost like some world order got restored or something like that. The world No. 1 played like it on the final day.
Shall we go through Tiger's card then, if we must?:
We must. First of all, Tiger shot bookend 65s. He looked like he was going to dominate on the first day, then after two average rounds, he looked like he was dead in the water. He started the final round four shots back of Ernie Els.
And then what happened?: Well, Tiger didn't give up, like he never does. He started off on fire, but a bogey at the 9th hole looked like it finished his run ...
But then, as they say, "Tiger made the turn" ...: Is that what they say? Anyway, yes, so he did. Tiger fired in birdies on 10, 12, 13 and 14, and then his putter caught fire.
His putter caught fire after the four-birdie run?: Yeah. On 17 he drained a seemingly unmakeable birdie putt from the fringe. And on the 18th, he drained a 20-foot left-to-right downhiller that found the middle of the cup to give him the clubhouse lead.
And then everyone faded ...: That's right. Ernie Els had the last chance at him, but in almost a deja vu of what happened at Leopard Creek, Els needed a birdie on 18 to tie Tiger, but doinked his approach into the water.
Fantastic stuff. And Martin Kaymer proved he belongs in the big leagues ...:
He sure did. The 23-year-old Düsseldorfer showed he's the best player in his age bracket by closing with a sparkling 66, which might have been good enough to win had it not been for ...
The guy who wears red on Sundays?: That's right, Cliche Boy.
Cracking tournament though, wasn't it?: Cracking. See you in India ...
But not Tiger, unfortunately ...



Ian Poulter: 'I'm also better at hypnotism than Derren Brown...'

After a string of statements more bold than his attire, Ian Poulter has claimed that his comments about being Tiger Woods’ main rival were “taken out of context.” That old chestnut... He stated that he intended no disrespect to his fellow professionals and to be fair to Poulter, the article shows little evidence of any malice. 

However, he refused to apologise for arguably the most offensive (ahem) piece of the article, the nude cover shot. He told BBC Sport "You know, everyone sees me with my clothes on week-in, week-out." Yes we do Ian, and to be honest, we'd rather it stayed that way. 



'I waiteth to returneth home to hot Swedish nanny ...'

Whilst trolling around the golf blogs of the world (we still refuse to say "blogosphere" - dammit, we just said it!) there is one thing you can count on. If you visit The Waggle Room, a US-based general golf blog which is part of the growing Sports Blog Network, you're gonna get pretty much straight-down-the-middle Mulligan Stu.

Mulligan Stu is the gaffer of The Waggle Room, and he's kind of the Fred Funk of golf bloggers: Out of 18 tee shots, 17 are dead straight down the gut. About 280 yards out. Not spectacular, but damn solid. The news, solid opinion, and lots of it. And you can count on it.

And then, on your birthday you stumble across the random one that Mulligan Stu hits, like this post about Ernie Els overtaking Tiger Woods in Dubai, in which Mulligan Stu suddenly goes all free-verse on us with the following riff:

"The great cat straineth against leash
In land of sand, third setting sun
Great steel forged in fire, no birds mark the sky,
Returneth home to hot Swedish nanny"


As Fred Couples once said, describing the time when Davis Love III shanked a tee shot 50 yards into the bushes: "We weren't laughing because he whiffed it. ... We were laughing because ... it was funny."

Nice one, Stu. That made our birthday ...



JB Holmes: 'I can hit into and out of bunkers as well as left-handed guys ...'

OK, we've got caught up. Are you ready for the grand finale?:
I am. The question is whether you are. Because last time I saw you was in a lift trying to find Camilo Villegas' room and 3 or 4 blonde babes that were going to a "partay" ...:
Well, I never found the "partay". And they weren't all blonde. There was one redhead ...: Yeah, I know. And one brunette who used to be blonde or the other way around. Are you actually going to do your job as a reporter or do I have to do it for you?
You gotta do it for me, man. I was at the 16th all day,  man, and then Cam- ...: OK, OK, I'll ask the questions. You give me the answers, OK? Ready? How's Camilo Villegas doing?
He shot a 2-over 73 and pretty much blew himself out of the tournament. But he did pretty good with ...: Never mind! Who's on top of the leaderboard?
Big-hitting JB Holmes, all alone at 14-under. Leading by two shots ...: Good job. ... Take it nice and slow, deep breaths ... okay. Who else is in striking range?
Well, Charles Warren and Jonathan Byrd are minus-12 ...: Not exactly names to put fear in big JB Holmes' boots are they? What about Lefty? Tell me how Lefty is doing in his second home of Arizona.
He had a good round. Went 4-under to take it to 10, and he's definitely in the picture. Sort of. ...: So, we have an interesting scenario here. The world's No. 1 golfer, Tiger, is four shots back in Dubai, and Phil, the world's No. 2 is four shots back in Arizona. So that means that the two best players in the world are going to have to pull off stunning comebacks to add to their embarrassment of riches.
Pretty much. Although Camilo's embarrassment of riches ain't bad ...: Golf, baby. Golf! Think about golf. ... So, do you think either Tiger or Phil are going to win this weekend?
Well, I'm not in Dubai, obviously, but I have to say no ...: Wow. Who do you think is going to win, then?
I'm going to say on the European Tour ... Stenson, overtaking Els. And on the PGA Tour, I'm going with the Aussie Nick O'Hern, overtaking Holmes ...: Bold predictions. What do you think Camilo Villegas is going to shoot? I said he was a typical "3-under-par" player ...
69 is not out of the question then. ...:
Beat it!



Two sides of Retief Goosen: Sweet fella, and Captain Jack Aubrey ...

On this day in 1969, a nearly silent South African who would quietly slip in (twice!) and nab America's most precious golf treasure was born in Pietersburg (now Polokwane) in Limpopo province ... Retief Goosen.

When Goosen's countrymen Bobby Locke and Gary Player arrived on US shores, there was plenty of fanfare. Same with Nick Price, who had a proven track record before he started winning major championships. But in the early days of his pro career, Goosen was the shy guy who stood on the sidelines and let his golf clubs do the talking. Retief's mother said her son's retiring side was due to having been struck twice by lightning as a youngster. But that all changed when Retief's clubs when he won the US Open Championships in 2001 and 2004 ninja-style ...



Tiger: 'You're gonna beat me by how many Ernie? ... Stop it man, you're killin' me ...'
Ernie: 'I know man, I crack myself up ...'

You see? Golf is easy ...: What are you trying to say? Are you doing another one of your Sun headline things on me?
Not exactly. But did you see what the Big Easy did on Saturday?: Indeed I did. But that doesn't mean that golf is easy. Just because Tiger Woods moans about how hard golf is from time to time doesn't mean it's easy. What exactly is your point?
My point is that Ernie Els made this Dubai Desert Classic easier to watch ...:
I'll agree with you there. After Tiger went 65 in the first round, it was almost ... em, easy ... to switch off, but Ernie really put the pedal to the metal on Saturday.
Some round. Did you see that 5-wood he blasted to set up eagle on No. 10?: It was awesome. Ernie had 246 yards to the front, the flag was 266, and he hit it about 265.5.
Great shot. And Tiger was all over the place ...: Yeah, he was. It's hard to almost fathom right now the number 73 next to Tiger's name, but he'll come out wearing red on Sunday, and even four shots back he's so dangerous.
Even Ernie admits it ...: He's a veteran and he knows. He said before yesterday that he needed two 64s to win ... well, he's got one 65. And everyone else wants back in it, so hang on for a great finish. He says he's going to have to shoot low because someone like Tiger or Henrik Stenson will.
Do you think that Tiger is going to win then?: No. But I have my doubts on whether Ernie remembers how to win. Don't forget what he did on the 18th a month-and-a-half ago at the Alfred Dunhill at Leopard Creek. Ernie knows what he has to do, but whether he can pull it off is another question.
OK, straight man. Where are all your jokes?: I'm looking at one right now. But do you want to hear something funny?
Let me have it ...: Tiger is the least of Ernie's worries. He should really be worried about Stenson, who is the most consistent birdie machine in the world right now other than Tiger. And Stenson is only two shots back. And both Henrik and Lee Westwood have major In Golf We Trust karma rolling right now as well.
Speaking of IGWT karma, where are all the chicks this weekend?: In Arizona following Camilo Villegas. Get with it, man ...



Camilo: 'That'll be four bottles of champagne up in Room 421 por favor ...'

Weird, isn't it? Frost in Arizona ...: Well, what's so weird about that? It's a desert climate, and deserts get cold in the winter time.
Yeah, but you don't exactly expect frost delays when you're waiting in line for your Southwest-style burrito ...:
Fair enough. But frost we have, of the non-David variety. So what's the problem, other than the fact it's a bit chilly?
Well, I sort of want to get this golf stuff over with ...: What, so you can watch the Super Bowl?
No, I just met a couple chicks out there today by the 16th ...: Who are you, Camilo Villegas? Let me have your hotel room key, you're not going anywhere until your work is done.
OK, it just would be nice if we could just get a whole round in for once, if you know what I mean ...:
Enough innuendoes, mate. Sure, it's frustrating we don't really know who's winning. JB Holmes and Doug LaBelle II are in the lead in the clubhouse at 9-under, but there are plenty who can still win.
Including the aforementioned Camilo Villegas ...: I was just going to mention him before you did. He's tied for the lead at 9-under, so he's off to a smoking start by his standards ...
If he can just keep it up ...: I don't know if I can work with you anymore, man. Just grow up. As we said yesterday, Camilo is pretty much a 3-under steady kinda guy. When he starts going 4, 5-under, that's when he's dangerous ...
It could be a long day for Camilo ...: Yeah. Not only was he out there until dark Friday, he needs to get up before 7am to finish his second round, then be back on the course at 2.41pm to start his third round.
That's assuming he doesn't make any birdies over night, if you know what I mean ...:
Those don't count ... If KJ Choi doesn't get to count them, they don't count for Camilo either.



Ben Hogan was smiling after dicing with death on this lonely Texas highway ...

On this day in 1949, Ben Hogan was driving to his new home in Texas from the Arizona Open in Phoenix with his wife Valerie when their car was hit head-on by a Greyhound bus in heavy fog on the West Texas Highway (US 90).

Hogan was driving over a two-lane bridge outside Van Horn, Texas - nearly 150 miles east of El Paso, when the bus swerved out of its lane to overtake a truck. Hogan threw himself over his wife to protect her but by all rights should have been killed in the hellacious smash. Valerie ended up with just cuts and bruises, but Hogan had a broken clavicle, fractured ribs, a complex pelvic fracture and smashed bones in his left ankle and nearly died on the way to hospital.

It is also believed that in his heroic move to save his wife's life, Hogan saved his own, as the steering wheel was propelled straight through the driver's seat. The rest, as we know, is history ...



PGA Tour hotshot Anthony Kim is going back to his Korean roots ...

"It's awesome!" That's what Anthony Kim, one of the brightest young stars on the PGA Tour had to say about his upcoming visit in March to Korea for the inaugural Ballantine's Championship, when the European Tour spreads its tentacles further across the world.

The 22-year-old Southern Californian, Korean-American by birth and brought up on the not-so-pleasant streets of Los Angeles' Koreatown, can't wait for his crack at the Pinx Golf Club on South Korea's Jeju Island - three weeks before the Masters.

"It will be an awesome experience," Kim said, relishing the chance to compete in the country of his parents' birth. He'll be joining PGA Tour regular KJ Choi at the Ballantine's by Padraig Harrington and Colin Montgomerie, so it should be a chance for Kim to see what he's made of (so to speak).

Recently, two-time major winner Mark O'Meara, Tiger's good buddy, tipped the 22-year-old Kim for greatness, and we believe O'Meara. And as any Southern Californian will tell you, kids from Koreatown are tough. Here's what our old buddy John Strege, who followed Tiger Woods as a youngster in Orange County, California, wrote about Kim's background in a US Golf World feature last August. Enjoy.



Leo Fiyalko never saw it coming ...

So what's your problem then? The holy grail of most amateur and club golfers - the hole-in-one - remains out of reach of almost everyone who has swung a club in anger. The odds against for tour professionals of an ace are estimated at 3000-1; for a low-handicapper that goes down to 5000-1; and for a high-handicapper the odds are 12000-1.

But what if your handicaps are literally your handicaps? We're not mathematicians here at IGWT, we're journalists, dammit, but someone brainy please let us know the odds against Leo Fiyalko's feat in January in Florida. Fiyalko had a couple of things against him when he scored his first lifetime ace at the Cove Cay Country Club in Clearwater, Florida: 1) he's 92 years old; and 2) he's legally blind.

Nice shot, Leo! For the record, Leo (who has been golfing for 60 years and once played off 7) blasted a perfect 5-iron on the 110-yard 5th hole at Cove Cay, which ended up in the hole. Leo, having been diagnosed with macular degeneration and is legally blind because he only has peripheral vision in his right eye, can't watch TV without turning to one side.

But what a shot he missed. Apparently, so too did the members of Leo's Twilighters Club golfing group at Cove Cay, none of whom actually saw Leo's shot go in. But the evidence was in the hole: Leo's golf ball. Leo's an honest man: "I never saw it," he said. We love the truth at IGWT, it's right in the name on the tin. If you maths wizards want to let us know what the odds are for Leo's feat, please let us know in the box below ... Hit 'em straight, and here's what our friends at the St Petersburg Times in Florida have to say about the story ...



When the wind blows in Dubai, you get some extra Tiger dust for your dirhams ...

I think I'm getting my bearings a bit here, but something still seems funny ...: What's that? Tiger Woods is still on top of the leaderboard ...
Yeah I know, it's just that people actually gained on him instead of falling back ...: Weird, isn't it? Well, you never know what Saturday will bring. I'd expect Tiger to stretch his lead out.
Why's that?: Well, he's paired with an relatively untested Irishman, Damien McGrane, who is ranked No. 318 in the world, and No. 1 Tiger loves nothing more than to teach a few lessons on his way to an insurmountable lead.
True. But even Tiger struggled out there today ...: So he did. A 71 for Tiger right now is like 125 for most of us hackers. But it was windy. Did you see his quotes in the interview tent?
Yeah. He said "We had a myraid of distractions out there and you had to be committed ...": That's what he said. I find that odd.
Why?: Because if anyone knows anything about distractions and commitment it should be Tiger.
I was more surprised about the use of the word "myriad". It's not a typical golfer word ...: Tiger's not a typical golfer. Remember, the big fella did go to Stanford ...
OK, who else do you think has a chance to catch up?: Not McGrane ... sorry, Damien. But we saw what happened to Kevin Streelman last Saturday. I'm gonna go with the usual suspects ... Henrik Stenson is only two back and is probably playing the most "non-Tiger" consistent great golf in the world. And then Sergio's only three behind and Ernie Els and Lee Westwood are only four behind.
So anything can happen then, right?: Yeah. But probably Tiger is going to win. Anything else?
I don't have anything else ...: OK, see, "anything" just happened twice. Now get some rest. Long weekend ahead ...



Nick O'Hern to caddie: 'Any sign of Tiger? ... No? ... Okay, 5-under then ...'

I see that the leaders shot 65 today ...: Indeed they did. And none of them are called Tiger Woods, unless of course you're talking about the Dubai Desert Classic, where Tiger Woods did indeed shoot 65.
OK, so which jokers shot 65 here in the Scottsdale Desert Classic then?: Charles Warren and Kevin Sutherland.
Not much of a classic here is it, then?: Not unless you're talking about the traditional frat-party atmosphere at the 16th green here, which is always a classic bender. And there were 83,657 party animals out there today. But don't diss Warren and Sutherland just because you don't know much about them.
Fair enough. So what was the drama out there?: Well, Sutherland, the '02 World Match Play champ, broke his 9-iron swinging into a cactus on his fourth hole of the round.
So what did he do?: Well, this is 2008. His caddie put in a cell-phone call to the Ping tour rep, who hustled another 9-iron out to him six holes later.
Wonder what Ben Hogan would have thought of that?:
He probably would have wondered why Sutherland didn't use the rest of his 9-iron to chop down the rest of the damn cactus.
Are you saying today's Tour pros are soft?: Ermmm, well ... Camilo Villegas certainly isn't. The muscle-bound chick magnet from Colombia had the ASU freshman babes falling over themselves with a nifty 66 that puts him right in the hunt for his first PGA Tour win.
What chance does the Hunkosaurus have?: Pretty good, actually. Villegas is a great talent, but he's been one of these players who puts up lots of steady rounds ... lots of 3-unders and that sort. He's never been one to fire off a streak of birdies and blitz everybody. But with a 5-under start you've got to like Camilo's chances, especially if he turns in one more hot round.
Didn't he play with Warren?: Yep, and somehow the 32-year-old Warren managed to keep his eyes on the golf instead of all the hotties following Camilo to card his 65.
Speaking of hot rounds, how about that Sun Devils cheerleader-type over there at the beer tent?: I reckon Camilo has an ever better chance with her. Got your camcorder?
You perv.



Thorpe: Taking an ugly win any day ...

On this day in 1949, Jimmy Lee Thorpe was born one of 12 children in Roxboro, North Carolina - but life really started for Big Jim when he turned 50 nine years ago.

Jim Thorpe was good enough to become one of the few African-American regulars on the PGA Tour in the 1980s, where he won three times and nearly $2 million. But that was a far cry from the 1970s, when Thorpe played the hustling game - on the golf courses around Baltimore, on the horses, and on the poker tables ... and was so broke that his wife once said "We were broke as a joke ..."

But after those 459 tournaments on the PGA Tour (Jim's first regular job, at the behest of his patient wife Carol), Thorpe hit the magical half-century mark in 1999 ... and hit the gravy train of the PGA's Champions Tour with the mindset of "now all I want to do is win" ...



Monty: 'Count 'em up again ... 13 plus 14 plus 6 is 30, right?'

OK, it's been pretty well documented that last week in San Diego, Tiger Woods matched the great Arnold Palmer for fourth on the all-time PGA Tour victories list with his 62nd win at only the age of 32.

So that PGA Tour victories list now looks like this:
1) Sam Snead: 82 wins
2) Jack Nicklaus: 73 wins
3) Ben Hogan: 64 wins
4) Arnold Palmer: 62 wins
4) Tiger Woods: 62 wins

But interestingly enough, Tiger is even higher on another esteemed list. If you take a look at our revised list of all-time European Tour champions, it looks like this:
1) Seve Ballesteros, 50 wins
2) Bernhard Langer, 42 wins
3) Tiger Woods, 33 wins
4) Colin Montgomerie, 31 wins
5) Nick Faldo, 31 wins

Note, this is an "unofficial list", because the European Tour requires membership of its tour to qualify for the Order of Merit and official record lists. And Tiger is not a member. But with Tiger in Dubai this weekend, it makes an interesting comparison.

So how does Tiger have so many "European Tour" wins? Because a win in a major championship counts as a win on both tours. Tiger has 13 of those. And so do victories in World Golf Championships events. Tiger has 14 of those, too. OK, most of those came on US soil ... but count Tiger's two Johnnie Walker Classics, three Deutsche Bank-SAP Opens, and the '06 Dubai Desert Classic, that brings Woods' European tally to 33.

Woods has said that he has considered taking up official European Tour membership since 1999, and it would be in his interest to do so because it would make him eligible for the 2009 "Race to Dubai", Europe's counterpart to the big-money FedEx Cup. But European Tour membership would mean Tiger would have to play in four more European events a year to reach the required 11, and pay his $500 fee for his tour card.

Somebody, quick! Loan Tiger 500 bucks! ...


 

 


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